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Parliament

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  1. Mad respect from a Midwesterner 1) They're "H E B", no "Heb." Apologies to those Uvalde people I mispronounced it to. 2) Their original business model was home delivery. (Time is a flat circle.) Back before cars, folks needed their stuff delivered.
  2. Is that real? Not a bad play, tbh.
  3. Good. Call out their bullshit. There's a pop history narrative that Hitler's "leadership" hampered Germany's WW2 efforts and if he had an "accident" and more competent leadership took over, they woulda done better. Think invasion of Russia, Stalingrad, Normandy, etc. One could reasonably extend that view to Russia today. The generals take over and aim their resources at destroying Ukrainian military assets instead of, you know, children, and the war goes better for them. If that is accurate, your #1 becomes more likely. And the only way Ukraine wins is if they destroy Russia's ability to project power beyond the borders of their own shithole country. I believe there's a a treaty of some kind, for sure American military policy, that every trigger needs to be pulled by an actual person. The drone, CIA, Palantir incel tech bro, can ID the target, but needs to pass it over to a military member to do the kill. REAL easy to see how easy it will be to just skip that part. Then we'll finally get a proper Terminator reboot.
  4. Parents might be watching the kid FO. That kinda trama will change their personality for the better.
  5. Maybe come in out of the rain.
  6. "Putin is mocking..." That's how you motivate our President.
  7. Brutus the Barber Beefcake above all others.
  8. Add a .357 SIG option and just go. Let's not make this a thing.
  9. So. Much. Hope for this one.
  10. If he's sent back to Afghanistan, he'll be dead as soon as he steps off the plane.
  11. The 6th Sense sry
  12. Cool. Let's set up a den in your garden.
  13. Signs would be just more M. Knight Shamalan shlock w/o Bruce Willis. He also made Unbreakable good.
  14. They need to remake Hudson Hawk in his honor.
  15. And pooped in your flowerbed (nttawwt).
  16. Say it with me, "Aye. Gee. Gee. Why."
  17. In...
  18. That looks terrible.
  19. We need a Titanic crossover meme.
  20. NGL, I hoped to see a few get dropped on camera.
  21. Which of those roles goes to Idris Elba?
  22. Decisions have consequences
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