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Parliament

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  1. So I just paid the $1700 deductible for a minor surgery. (Penis reduction. South Austin's mom demanded it.) I have a high deductible insurance plan and HSA. I know I can pull $1700 out of it for this, but I have enough money in my checking account to cover it. Do I HAVE to pull the $1700? Pretty sure I do not, but I don't wanna go to federal prison because my weiner is too big.
  2. James Bond faked his own death so he could become his real self? NTTAWWT
  3. Short some TSLA plz. I gotta get out of my position.
  4. Well no fucking shit.
  5. https://www.themoscowtimes.com/2024/12/12/top-russian-cruise-missile-engineer-gunned-down-near-moscow-reports-a87316 Here’s a plot twist. Russian shitbag killed. Not by a fall, but by a bullet. And not by Putin, but by Ukrainian spies.
  6. Second post. Surly’s still got it.
  7. Came and went.
  8. Gonna give America credit and say that isn’t an accident. Pax American Hegemony forever!
  9. Is that what killed him?
  10. Let's separate bananas from cheetos in this conversation.
  11. Corn syrup also tastes better. Fight me. I work in agriculture and all of us over here are very distrustful when a rich cityboy starts telling us how to do things. But year. Sugar is bad. It's heavily subsidized. If RFK bumble stumbles into doing something right, I'm on board with that. Sugar should not be regulated, but for God's sake let's not drive down its cost with subsides. dumb.
  12. Holds up better than a Russian T90. Japanese technology. Glad they're on our side.
  13. And skip Discovery and the Abrams movies.
  14. Maybe it’s moving again? Let’s get this fucker to a thousand.
  15. Some Karen was calling 911 on very young adult white male she saw. Finally got a hit Schizophrenia often comes on in the early 20’s I think? Dude mighta been just a regular person whose brain just fell apart. Not his fault there. Biology. Eta Not his fault he came down with a serious mental disorder. He needs to be tried and convicted of murder just the same.
  16. The OG is basically the reason I became a gun nut prepper back in 2002.
  17. Time for a midlife crisis? Any recently divorced 35 yo women on your street? She got 3 kids?
  18. Trailer starts out meh then goes to 11.
  19. So he’s just another psycho. Disappointing
  20. This chick definitely defines the Hot/Crazy Matrix
  21. ^^^I wanna party with this guy.
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