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  1. Parliament
    Again, I can’t believe a pre teen Parliament spent the entire 1980’s lying awake at night deathly afraid of these dipshits. I presume those broken panels make the sun light up on American sonar like a Christmas tree?
  2. Parliament
    Guys it's cool. Harrison is one of those people who has a life outside this thread.
  3. Parliament
    You cracked the code! Just keep reminding yourself Russia = Aggy. No ability to self-assess and learn from their failures. In fact, what we call a failure, they call a win.
  4. Parliament
    Inspired by comments in another thread. I'll start: Happened at our national sales meeting in Floriday (LOL) several years ago. Our VP of whatever musta been feelin' his oats that week. Went and hired him a prostitute. Got caught by the cops. Next morning his boss had the corporate jet waiting at the airport. Flew him and left him on the tarmac fired.
  5. Parliament
    And doesn’t sever appendages.
  6. Parliament
    I woulda kicked his ass and made him leave.
  7. Parliament
    So maybe Russian air defense has been degraded enough for Ukrainian fighter jets to operate?
  8. Parliament
    Haven’t lost weight this year, but I’m noticeably leaner. Seems my mix of 2 part weights and 1 part cardio is working for me. A barely noticeable 6 pack is within my reach.
  9. Parliament
    (79 degrees, American)
  10. Parliament
    I forget the names of people I’ve known for years.
  11. Parliament
    Sorry for partyin'?
  12. Parliament
    Maybe some time in jail is what he needs.
  13. Parliament
    To be fair, most Americans have no idea the girth of a 25mm round. Metric
  14. Parliament
    YES!!!
  15. Parliament
    That Brad (more like “Chad” amirite?!) doing the drive by hammering those Communists gives me a chubby.
  16. Parliament
    THIS is what gangsta rap has become?!
  17. Parliament
    Why not both.
  18. Parliament
    Bagels are traditionally a Jewish food item. Germany doesn’t have any Jewish people anymore because…well…
  19. Parliament
    Angela Merkel. Best we can do.
  20. Parliament
    Wally, God damn it.
  21. Parliament
    Are we gonna see how the big shareholders voted?
  22. Parliament
    I got about tree fiddy.
  23. Parliament
    Giant hot air balloon.
  24. Parliament
    I still own some shares and got my voting card filled out. Don't hate me, but I voted against him getting all those billion dollars. Tesla's original business plan to sell tent-pole EV's, get everyone to buy Tesla car batteries, charging format, etc. is still possible. Get rid of Elon, wash of the stench and go back to work.
  25. Parliament
    What about American "volunteers" faking their best Ukrainian accent? You gotta believe there are some freedom-loving, Russia hating American AF/naval pilots who would cuss in front of their mother to get in a Ukrainian F16 and go fuck shit up.

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