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Parliament

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  1. Yeah she'd kill you after coitus. Guaranteed.
  2. I want some butts!
  3. Take a drunk who hasn't flown a jet for 25 years, pour coffee in him and give a brief lesson in flying an advanced F18 fighter.
  4. Only the Brave. Fuck that was hard to watch.
  5. Mantis X hear and it's phenomenal. First time used it I was burnt after 20 shots. Over time I figured out my stance, trigger hold and breathing. Got to where I could go over 100 shots in on session. The Mantis X uses a motion sensor, not a laser. It tells you how stable your muzzle is when it feels the hammer fire.
  6. Changed jobs and I can get rid of the god damn iPhone. New Samsung Xcover Pro 7 setting up as I type this. Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta.
  7. ^^^And stupid advice from TikTok.
  8. Defeated!
  9. Updated my spreadsheet w/June numbers. Three fiddy? LOL. Foe twunny
  10. Hill sprints here. More like fast jogs, but still. If you don’t need to grind out calories to lose weight, sprints are better, imho. Let’s drive that HR to the max and make the heart better.
  11. 1234. Denigrate Mr. Powell on this board and you’ll get a fatwa called down on you by the hard core Long Horns.
  12. I think he said some ominous, dangerous thing about what he wanted to do to him.
  13. Man, I dunno.
  14. I have read, but have not confirmed, that the Morman faith is more prevalent in the military (percent wise) than the overall US population. Mormons are called to serve, and many of them wanna join the Army instead of building houses in Guatemala. Kinda cuts against the stereotype there. As my Mormon buddy says, “We aren’t Amish.”
  15. I sincerely regret starting this thread. Politics and shitbagging. Disappointed.
  16. Is strategy can, at times, work. Make your adversary so mad they can’t think straight and they make bad decisions. Canada’s decision to throw that tax on seemed a bit rash.
  17. So he’ll end up at Oklahoma or FSU?
  18. It’s also a rare case where the 2nd episode is better than the first. TNG always had trouble sticking the landing.
  19. Don’t sweat it, Man. I’ve had bad takes as well.
  20. Let’s avoid looking for political angles to this, and instead brainstorm all the ways to kill the asshole(s) who did it. Man fuck these guys. https://abcnews.go.com/US/firefighters-ambushed-gunman-responding-brush-fire-coeur-dalene/story?id=123325507
  21. And fwiw, Cali has Castle Doctrine. https://www.shouselaw.com/ca/blog/penal-code/does-california-follow-the-castle-doctrine/
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