Parliament

Natural POE-leese.

I bet you're fun at parties.

Cool. Now do Aggy.

Not sure which thread to put this in, so I'll put it here. Cpl. Gage Barbieri, now 21, received the Meritorious Service Medal on Friday from Col. Damon Burrows, commanding officer of 2nd Marine Division’s Headquarters Battalion. Barbieri is only the second Marine corporal to receive the Meritorious Service Medal since at least 2008, Burrows wrote on LinkedIn. While serving as the Marine Corps’ representative to Oshkosh Defense as it revised its technical manuals for the joint light tactical vehicle, Barbieri pointed out flaws in the manuals, including one issue that could lead to rollovers. Barbieri’s engineering acumen would save more than 900,000 person-hours of maintenance production time and more than $140 million throughout the entire life cycle of the platform, the Corps calculated. “He could diagnose issues that most Marines couldn’t find and was able to make the repairs that civilian engineers from external organizations couldn’t,” said Master Sgt. Kenneth Byxbee Jr., Barbieri’s former motor transport maintenance chief, in the news release. He is set to leave the Marine Corps in June. The next step is college at the University of Central Florida in Orlando, where he plans to study mechanical engineering. He hopes of becoming a tech writer, who writes manuals himself, he said. We all know someone like this guy. They can fix ANYTHING. Pickups, refrigerators, laptops. As a future engineer, I bet he's gonna design good shit. https://www.yahoo.com/news/marine-corporal-earns-prestigious-medal-203823735.html

Dog's luck he wasn't eaten by a Russian conscript. (No CR)

So another Jedi gone bad? Seem the Jedi Training Academy needs to, you know, screen their candidates for homicidal tendancies.

Is it, “Don’t attack Russia proper,” or, “Don’t attack Russia proper (wink)”?

I'll allow it.

“Accident”

I think that’s a Space X launch.

Give her my number.

I ain’t. Got a link?

This is gonna be hilarious.

She mighta been on drugs.

would

Everything about the fight scenes was excellent. Garland needs to make a war movie. Another war movie I mean.

Technically he is right. Also he’s an idiot.

https://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-69017797

Delete

Wrong: your mom. Right: South Austin’s mom.

So it was a profitable business with well thought out locations and a significant cost advantage and lead over competitors. It would be a cash cow. And he axed it. K.

He trained them well.

So now they’re all gonna go get jobs? Cool.