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Parliament

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  1. I see he was also trying to grab that cop’s gun. Also a good way to get shot.
  2. Parent remarries late in life as old-age thinking starts creeping in. New spouse convinces parent they don't love them if they don't "take care of them" after they die. So parent changes will; gives it all to his new wife and dies. New wife has her kids in her will. Her kids get all your family heirlooms.
  3. It's the moustache.
  4. https://apnews.com/article/russell-brand-allegations-police-prosecutors-cead4e44f1f0274122c7fa54b9cfd1b5
  5. I want it to get real cold so I can ride bike in the real cold. Only redeemable part of winter.
  6. I have been warned that our mother has been fully-indoctrinated in MAGA. Guess she got it from her church. All us kids are keeping eachother to account and reminding eachother not to accidentally bring up politics.
  7. Maybe it's just me, but I think telling an angry cop to, "Pull the gun out." is a dangerous thing. Don't do that.
  8. There was a huge swath of time when like 60% of the World's population lived in a country that called itself "Communist."* And the Russians/Cubans/Chinese were starting shit in many of those other 40% nations. For that reason I'll give America some grace before judging us for getting it wrong a few times. And just about EVERY Middle Eastern country is a mess. They don't need our meddling to achieve that. *Most of those countries weren't Communist of course. They just called themselves Communist to lend legitimacy and and curry favor. Doesn't matter if they were/were not Communist. They were aholes just the same.
  9. Mom?!
  10. Spoiler
  11. 1) Your first >5 years out of college just crank your withholding to the max (likely 20%). You were poor in college; just stay poor a few more years. As stated above, you're gonna prime the pump and get you a gold mine someday. 1a) They tell me your first million is a lot harder to make than your second. I hope so.
  12. Surly 1%'ers acting on this news:
  13. Well yeah. Don't wanna have them go rogue:
  14. Not very authentic w/o a red spot on his temple.
  15. Will probably be rerun before the next ep. Set your vcr.
  16. So long as it doesn’t affect Mt. Dew.
  17. Four out of four of Parliament’s ex wives agree with you.
  18. “I agree.” Joachim von Ribbentrop, 1941
  19. The only thing Russia does well is drag their enemy down into the shit, and eat it faster. Living in shit is their home, and they excel at it.
  20. And the thread title is misleading. S&P 500 up 119% since the OP started it. Seems he was wrong. Wrong and destined to be poooor.
  21. We didn’t lose the war, we just ran out of conscripts.
  22. “Wonder Man?” Seems kinda derivative.
  23. I think at this point this show should be considered “based on true events.” But wow what a compelling story. And the guy playing Hernandez is a great actor. Plays the psycho unstable guy perfectly.
  24. Is he still buying aluminum and such from Russia?
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