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Parliament

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  1. Don’t wanna take away from the nut-dragging, but this might be a falsification. Someone do the math for me; lotsa watts in 5 min there.
  2. Ngl was expecting the hook to pull out of the ceiling. Team tow rope
  3. Army helicopter pilots are badasses. My dad told me that from his Vietnam days. Absolutely fearless, with the skill set to back it up.
  4. And Bill Clinton signed the 1997 Balanced Budget Act. I think it worked for awhile?
  5. (The rice and the bowl, not the cat.)
  6. You get a text at 5:17 pm on the day of delivery: “Your package has been delivered. Next morning: package is delivered. ^^^I live in the hinterland. Ymmv
  7. I like his Bud Light commercials. NGL
  8. They should remake Black Cauldron.
  9. Henry Ford did some very good things early in is career. Then something changed in a very bad way. Musk is the same.
  10. Counterpoint: that Ewok movie
  11. So after a 23&Me (twice to make sure), some FB stalking and a trip to Europe, I finally figured it out. My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize; he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess.
  12. *little people
  13. I guess the musical adaptation is a poplar HS production.
  14. Note to self: don’t smoke Ketamine.
  15. …so you will listen to every damn word I have to say!
  16. He’s Hugo Drax, Max Zorin and Elliot Carver all in one. Yep, Elon Musk is a combination of the 3 worst Bond villains.
  17. Sorry for the late notice. I land in ATL in 2 hours. Delta. What’s for breakfast?
  18. Used Expedia to book a night in an Omaha Holiday Inn Express. Check in lady needed my cc for incidentals and a “service fee” of $11.73. I was free to not pay it, but she’d hafta kick me out. I paid her the money and vowed to never stay at a Holiday Inn Express ever again. #enshittening
  19. Q: "How much did that hurt?" A: "Not enough."
  20. Is that a reverse "leopard eating faces?"
  21. When you're young, the goal is to be stronger than a man 10 pounds bigger, and faster than a man 10 pounds lighter. Now you add, stronger and faster than a man 10 years younger. And that's easier than it looks. Americans are lazy. BMI completely ignores muscularity. An NFL strong safety is "fat" according the BMI.
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