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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
So +/-750 more men for the meat waves? ie, "Monday morning."
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Clarkson's Farm, Season 4
- John Fetterman - saving America with sweatshirts and Umbros
I feel legitimately bad for him. Obviously his stroke has harmed his personality and made him into an angry old man. And how he's being stage managed by his people, for their own benefit.- Honey Don't!
Captain America hasn't had any hits since he retired from saving the planet. This one looks good. Good for him.- Looks like [insert name] is a DOB/sexual predator
- The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
Wait. Aggy firefighters? Lotsa jokes to write with that.- Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
20 years from now a 2025 right hand drive Tesla is gonna be an expensive collectible.- Covid/Influenza/Black Death. 2024 and beyond
Or a skid row prostitution when he was on a heroine bender.- Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
So... I did not know that...- Things not going well in the world: India-Pakistan edition
ISWYDT- Your cat is awesome. Damn straight
Dogs are for owners who like to pick up poop with their hands.- Covid/Influenza/Black Death. 2024 and beyond
We can empathize and still disagree with people. North Dakota is filled with the decedents of people who had be oppressed by their governments (kings, czars, etc) for centuries. It is to be understood they carry a generational revulsion to Government.* We all agree that 3 generations in, they need to get over it, generally trust authority, trust science, but we also understand why they struggle to. I'm still gonna judge parents for not keeping their kids safe, but I understand why. *"Germans from Russia" (also called "Volga Germans") People from Germany invited to settle in the Volga river area in the 1700's. The Czar promised they would be left alone. Just farm and produce and pay some taxes and we'll let you keep your language, religion, etc., and TOTALLY won't draft you into our army or anything. RIIIGHT... Not long in, they'd go to the schools and take the kids. "We'll give them back when you "volunteer" to fight for us (meat waves) in the war. The Volga Germans later managed to get themselves expelled from Russia and not to the Gulags. Went to ND because that is all that was left. Tough people, they, and we need to respect that. Also. Russia has always been run by shitbags. Taking kids to compel you to join the army? Yeah they still do that. Man, fuck those guys.- Navy ship commander shoots backwards mounted scope, is relieved of duty
Whole buncha more Navy leaders fixin' to get fired. Are we losing fighter jets faster than the Russians? https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/2025/05/07/navy-fighter-jet-red-sea/- Everything is Shit: Tracking the Great Enshittening
I dry my clothes in 99.9% purified, deionized air from the Alps.- Covid/Influenza/Black Death. 2024 and beyond
Not for the 98% of vaxxed people who vax "took." Sucks for the children whose idiot parents didn't get them vaxxed, but we can't fix that. ND has Hutterites, not Mennonites but the result is the same. I am not away of any Hutterite colonies in Williams county though. I'm gonna associate it with just rando idiot parents.- Your cat is awesome. Damn straight
Dog's are for owners who need emotional validation.- Post a pic that makes you lol
Not sure I'd put my fingers close to a methed-out trash panda.- Русский корабль - иди нахуй
So...just like America?- Covid/Influenza/Black Death. 2024 and beyond
North Dakota says, "Hold my caesar!" Kids. All kids. https://northdakotamonitor.com/briefs/north-dakota-confirms-3-new-measles-cases-bringing-total-to-4/- Things not going well in the world: India-Pakistan edition
Who's side are we on, here?- 2025 Fitness Thread
Eggs. Or egg whites if you don't have calories in the budget.- Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
And many (most?) dumb motherfuckers lack the self-awareness to recognize it, and humility to admit it.- Post a pic/gif/tweet that makes you say "very cool"
And making all the frogs gay.- Post a pic that makes you lol
...so you've been told...- Everything is Shit: Tracking the Great Enshittening
I’ve recently flipped all my business from Amazon to Walmart. Yeah, that’s how much I hate Bezos. - John Fetterman - saving America with sweatshirts and Umbros
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