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Parliament

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  1. Whole buncha more Navy leaders fixin' to get fired. Are we losing fighter jets faster than the Russians? https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/2025/05/07/navy-fighter-jet-red-sea/
  2. I dry my clothes in 99.9% purified, deionized air from the Alps.
  3. Not for the 98% of vaxxed people who vax "took." Sucks for the children whose idiot parents didn't get them vaxxed, but we can't fix that. ND has Hutterites, not Mennonites but the result is the same. I am not away of any Hutterite colonies in Williams county though. I'm gonna associate it with just rando idiot parents.
  4. Dog's are for owners who need emotional validation.
  5. Not sure I'd put my fingers close to a methed-out trash panda.
  6. So...just like America?
  7. North Dakota says, "Hold my caesar!" Kids. All kids. https://northdakotamonitor.com/briefs/north-dakota-confirms-3-new-measles-cases-bringing-total-to-4/
  8. Eggs. Or egg whites if you don't have calories in the budget.
  9. And many (most?) dumb motherfuckers lack the self-awareness to recognize it, and humility to admit it.
  10. And making all the frogs gay.
  11. ...so you've been told...
  12. I’ve recently flipped all my business from Amazon to Walmart. Yeah, that’s how much I hate Bezos.
  13. That cat wants you to take him fishing.
  14. Tobacco is an agricultural product, so I'm throwing Dominican cigars on the list.
  15. We export like 30% of our food on the whole, so nothing at scale. Certain things that can't be grown here should be watched. Bananas, avacados, authentic tequila. for example.
  16. Let him tariff human trafficking.
  17. Well not all of us are Surly 1%. Our holdings a getting walloped by tariffs.
  18. Lol VPN's will negate any of that.
  19. That's great. Why did they not start that 3 years ago?
  20. Motherfucker saw some shit.
  21. I mean, he's not wrong. It's an underrated hydration drink.
  22. Way back I almost bough one as a CCW. Ended up with a Springfield XD40 subcompact.
  23. Yes Actually, I'm good. I was prepping before prepping was cool.
  24. ^^^RFL at HHS.
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