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Parliament

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  1. 6 hours ago, zork said:

    Germany is in a relatively shitty solar as a resource area of the world:  

    SolarGIS-Solar-map-World-map-en.png

    I'm colorblind.  Is northern Chile really good or really bad for solar?

  2. My chicken legs are a byproduct of genetics. I work them out harder than anything, and they get stronger, but they don’t grow. Or at least my calves don’t grow. They show more muscle definition, but they are extremely disproportionate to the rest of my body.
    Mix it up with reps, weights and rest intervals. Ie, try lower weights and higher reps.

    "Genetics" is an excuse used by fat women and skinny men.
  3. It's not a Pet Peeve, but I find it funny when people only do upper body. They have chicken legs, and a ripped upper torso. 
     
    And now I go to the gym.
    Monday is Bench Day, so this hits close to home.
  4. I won't quibble as to whether it was "heroic" or not.  (It is.)  But it was most definitely badass, and this thread is for "These Badasses Right Here."

    And how about another he...badass:

    http://www.conscript-heroes.com/Art13-Johnny-Hopper-960.html

    During those years Hopper discovered that he had another calling: he was a killer. For two years before he was caught he roamed the roads of German-occupied Normandy and the streets of German-occupied Paris, committing acts of armed robbery, arson, forgery and murder. He derailed trains, he blew up oil and ammunition depots, he assassinated French policemen and German Army officers, he shot his way out of ambushes laid for him by the Gestapo and the Sicherheitsdienst and the French Gendarmerie.

     

    Once a friend asked him, as they hid in a hedge by a roadside in Normandy, "Look, Johnny, suppose the Shleuhs (a Moroccan tribe, a French slang name for Germans) win this bloody war. What will we do then?" "We'll go on doing then what we are doing now," said Hopper, and pressed down a plunger to set off a mine that blew up a German staff car imprudently keeping to its strict daily schedule.

     

    I learned a great deal the first time I ever shot a man, a French policeman named Bernard. He had stopped my car and ordered me to drive him to police headquarters, and when he saw that I was heading for open country, he pulled out his gun. I was quicker, I shot him in the head. It was a small gun, a 7-millimetre, and it only wounded him. I dropped him off at a hospital with a word of advice about keeping his month shut."

  5. https://www.thelocal.fr/20190814/i-was-19-years-old-when-i-cycled-up-to-the-german-officer-and-put-two-bullets-in-his-head?fbclid=IwAR1cRCYMxxtTS8X1yIYh6_yuui_VqC5nkdtJuRkYPDPqCTJPs799VuBPi_E

    French girl fucks up Nazi fucks.

    "It happened all very quickly," she told AFP. "I didn't want to shoot him in the back... I wanted him to see me, so he would have time to get his weapon out.

    "He turned and I put two bullets in his head. He dropped like a stone. He didn't suffer. 

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