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Posts posted by Parliament
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SECSECSEC!!!
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11. Stole all the W's off all the keyboards at the White House right before Bush 2 came in.
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My Dr. checkup last Summer. My PA is "North Dakota 7" (no pics) and she had her intern l, a North Dakota 8 (no pics) with her. She comes in and says, "Good morning, Parliament. This us Sarah. She's a nursing student at UND and we'll be double-teaming you.
In a rare display of maturity, I bit my cheek and stared at the floor. After an awkward moment of silence, we commenced with my appointment.- 1
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Oh, now you done it.Road House -
Starship TroopersWhat I like are the ones that go full circle: you thought it was awesome at the time, and now see that it’s SO bad...that it’s awesome.
See: Iron Eagle.- 1
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Mein Kampf
And should the Constitution be replaced by the Declaration of Independence?
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During that time, my brother-in-law was known for some pretty crazy stunts, including high speed fly-bys, buzzing towers and such -- a couple of which almost cost him his wings. And he was famously "dating" an admiral's daughter at the time.
Penny Benjamin?
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And props to OP for the thread title. CA:WS is my favorite Marvel movie.
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That and the massive "slap rash" if he actually lives.
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24 minutes ago, Loose Stool said:
Some fit women really like hanging out/having sex with fatter guys on the DL but don't want to go out with them in public.
Tell her to call me sometime.
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That's gotta be fake. No way they can make something so good.
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11 hours ago, RPM said:
It started as a swimsuit competition in 1921.
(Photo courtesy AB)
Army Brat's daughter?
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10 hours ago, RPM said:
Exactly why I said new.
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So now they'll have fat chicks? Cool
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Men are pigs. She cracked the code!
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I bet you're fun at parties.The sex scene is so bad I can't believe they filmed it. Brilliant borderline on violent blue lighting, "Take my Breath Away" pounding in through the speakers, Tom Cruise being lowered via some sort of crane device ( seriously, he's like completely parallel with the ground ) on top of Kelly McGillis to assume the Missionary Position, the two of the standing at attention before moving their arms over each other like they are robots being told how to simulate sex. The real topper though is the fight scene just before they bang, which is like a perfect maelstrom of horrendous acting and terrible dialogue about the fact that Maverick "has a real brilliance in his flying, but you're also a complete fucking lunatic". It's like watching my 5 YO play acting a fight between 2 adults or something. For sure though my favorite scene is directly after Goose dies and Cruise is standing there in tighty-whities trying to be sad and Viper's all like, "Fuck 'em, he's dead. Cut that asshole out of your life. You've got to let him go ( he's been dead for like 4 hours ) and move on with your life".
Cruise's performance is jaw droppingly bad. I hadn't seen an early Cruise movie in a long time and I had forgotten how much better of an actor he is now compared to then. Unless he's grinning his face literally contorts like he's got Bell's Palsy or some shit when he's trying to be angry or sad or something. His timing is awful on the two comedic scenes ( like when he's trying to sing in the bar ).
Look, I loved that movie and the Top Gun theme screams patriotism and the U.S. motherfuckin' A. to me like a Sousa march. I still love that movie in the same way you love something average but you have a deep connection w/, like a profoundly mediocre Tex-Mex restaurant in the small town you grew up in ( shout out to Ta-Molly's and La Familia ).
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11 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:
I'm still not sure what demographic they were shooting for in the volleyball scene, 15 year old chicks or 50 year old gays.
Why not both?
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"I hurt a man's feelings once."
Another movie that grew on me. It has a very "European feel" (whatever that means) and it took a few viewings to appreciate it.
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A SERIES of novels? So lemme get this right. We've had SEVEN Fast & Furious's, and only one MoF? The terrorists most definitely have won.
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You can add Wranglers to that list as well. Pretty dumb that I gotta try on every single pair before I buy.
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...he's about to paint his masterpiece.
Coulda gone into the "Movies that won you over," thread. Scott's weird editing and twangy score turned me off. But Creasy's #rampage is worth it.
Denzel Washington started a new wave of "old(er) guys kicking ass." We wouldn't have Taken without Man on Fire.
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Only because it has Matthew Macnoonahay.
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19 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:
June 4, 1938
- The third FIFA World Cup tournament began in Paris with Germany (including Austrian players) and Switzerland playing to a 1–1 draw. The French crowd jeered the German team when the players made the Nazi salute and threw bottles, eggs and tomatoes at them throughout the match.[6]
- Pasteurized won the Belmont Stakes.[7
Perhaps the French woulda been better off, I don't know, PREPARING TO BE INVADED.
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Former offensive guard. Gotta say he took that tazer like a man.
Top Gun 2
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