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Parliament

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  1. What brand should I buy?
  2. Kinda bogarting this thread sry. Been awhile since I checked my credit score and it's time. Extra so as I had a dispute over a recent medical bill and I'm afraid it whacked me some.
  3. As per usual, Parliament has resolved to get less fat. A big cause is the cream and sugar in the copious amount of coffee I drink. So it's time to go black. Hot black coffee is fine. Good if you convince yourself of it. But I'm thinking iced coffee for later in the am. Can just pour my dripped Folgers onto ice, but I know the F&D ballers here will have good ideas. I have a drip coffee maker, but am willing to upgrade to a percolator. Buy Folgers and Dunkin ground coffee. Don't wanna buy a grinder. Cream and sugar are out, but I'm game for skim milk. Pouring hot coffee on cold ice waters it down some. Not a deal killer, but what are the workarounds?
  4. Took 3 hours to get the correct reply, and we have yet to get the followup: Sum Ting Wong
  5. And cows and pets and Louisianan's.
  6. So like literally Patient Zero. Great.
  7. January 10
  8. What's a grasshopper?
  9. It was his personal driver. His wife bought it for him, setting up a "Gift of the Magi" deal. He owed big money for taxes, stole that money and was fired for it. All while his wife was buying him that expensive car. You almost laugh when you see it happen. Which I guess is good irony.
  10. If AI cant get those 2 things right, then everything else is in question. Don't use AI. AI sucks.
  11. Better than Six Flags!
  12. Leave him in there until he’s skinny enough to get himself out.
  13. Try that in a small town.
  14. Take your CR shitbagging to the shitbags in the CR.
  15. Parliament

    Landman

    When I was in Dalhart they all drank Coors (pronounced "kurzz") Light. That was many year ago. Might be Ultra today dunno.
  16. How the fuck should I know.
  17. Israel (and presumably the US) are taking out all the former Syrian army’s weapons cache’s. Is Iran gonna supply more? Would anyone else? If not it seems like Syria will settle in to a low intensity conflict with competing war lords?
  18. It’s all plastics nowadays.
  19. How do you “kind of beat” an ass? We need some details here.
  20. “You’re a lousy f*cking softball player, Jack!”
  21. Next round’s on me, Boys!
  22. “If I wanted to lay around with shells on my back I’d be the CEO of United Healthcare.” savage
  23. My CV is my posting history on Surly Horns and its skat porn predecessor.
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