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Parliament

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Everything posted by Parliament

  1. “What color is the boat house at Hereford?”
  2. Are you serious? Tell me more.
  3. NFT’s are the ultimate result of sloppy money policy.
  4. https://www.wsj.com/tech/ai/meta-ai-chatbots-sex-a25311bf
  5. If you spent time on the business and markets board, you’d know it’s been a rough year for us. Personally I’m down to Surly 2% level.
  6. That's a good plan, and because this IS Surly, I'll also recommend you suck it up and do the work. You're not going to die of starvation. Or take it all the way the other way. Quit.
  7. The first one. "You little f*ckin' sh*t! (Throws box.)"
  8. And maybe they don't want their image out there.
  9. If you’re gaining fat, you need a bigger calorie deficit. If you’re gaining muscle you’re doing it right. Kinda gotta answer that question first.
  10. No idea if it sticks, but it's a good sign:
  11. Those last few sentences have got to be fake.
  12. 1234
  13. How much weight you gaining? Are you sure you're gaining weight at all?
  14. Maybe when all the Olds die…
  15. You wonder how good the Kremlin’s air defenses REALLY are…
  16. Great concept. A modern Model T. I want to believe.
  17. Alcohol consumption only in moderation.
  18. Their lives were pretty messed up before they stepped on campus...
  19. Sophia, don't give him any ideas.
  20. So they're gonna cut up their meat before they eat it?
  21. Surly 1%
  22. So model this hypothetical out for me: 1) US let’s aid run out and doesn’t refill. This summer some time? 2) Intel and satellite info drops to near zero. 3) The big European nations continue to dither and pither and only drip out weapons. 4) Russia continues to attack, but keeps creeping closer to major economic problems and military shortages. What does the endgame look like? How bad would it need to get before a Ukrainians surrender? Or would the war die down as Russia FINALLY runs out of gas?
  23. Does he kill and eat small dogs? (I hope he does.)
  24. Let’s send our VP over there to fix it.
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