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Parliament

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  1. Why pretax? This is Surly. We don't lose. I PM'd you my address thx.
  2. Great that they're gtfo of Syria, but all that equipment is going to Ukraine. Not ideal.
  3. Why stay at a hostel at all? Ride the bus to Jersey in the middle of the night, take the train a midtown or wherever. Walk to your target. Cap him (keep your brass). Walk back to a different station, ride to a different bus stop. Sleep on bus. 36 hours total. Tell our family you were traveling for a job interview. Bam
  4. That's kinda tone deaf. Don't they have some kinda "brand consultant" on staff to tell the bosses not to say crap like that?
  5. That whole segment was money. Is the Daily Show good again?
  6. And please brush your kid's hair before you leave the house.
  7. Need to cross check that against the "gone posters" thread.
  8. Just like every time Parliament walks into a bar on ladies' night. Chill out, Samantha. I'll get to you in time.
  9. Have him fix you a drink.
  10. The Surly 1% say your first million is way harder than the rest. God I hope so.
  11. I grabbed some of those starter packs and I’m surfing on the “discover” tab. Blocking/clicking the, “show me less of this,” on the stuff I don’t want. Trying to let the algo work for me. I’m not giving up or anything, but this platform has a ways to go. My feed is mostly IT programmers, gamers and a few homosexual thirst traps. NTTAWWT, but I’m not in to any of that. Any good business or sports starter packs?
  12. And the company that sells McDonalds their milk shake machines.
  13. He’s about to knock both those things off the shelf.
  14. Toby Stevens stole every scene he was in. ”Sorry we’re late. We got hung up in the gift shop.”
  15. Seeing Bambi’s mother take a slug to the chest, run 20 yards then collapse choking on her blood is gonna make a whole generation of kids into sociopaths.
  16. Well you need to watch it and its sequel.
  17. Not sure if serious.
  18. So dwarv...magical people in were gonna be run of the mill hipsters?
  19. https://www.facebook.com/share/v/17TxaZeiqs/?mibextid=rS40aB7S9Ucbxw6v
  20. Needs more “Brrrrt.”
  21. Multibillion dollar corporation goes cheap and fires actors to have a computer do it instead. https://www.yahoo.com/news/coca-cola-issues-statement-amid-104556512.html
  22. I presume the good ones have StarLink on solar power, and the ability to take payment via Bitcoin. They’ll be up until they starve to death.
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