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Parliament

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  1. I make my gardeners use these: 100% carbon free, Your rechargeable, self-righteous mower basically runs on coal when it's cloudy and calm. Not this one. I feed my servants organic, free-range vegan food. All told, my estate is actually carbon-positive. The bigger I make it, the more I save the plane.
  2. "Punch Elon and make him cry." That gives me a woody.
  3. Telling your employees not to sell company stock is something Enron did. Fyi for Tesla employees.
  4. Non removable batteries should be banned. I’m no expert, but I enjoy trying to fix things. Here is what I’d do: 1) Sounds like you have important “files” (sex vids) you wanna get? Pull the HD and get the cable and software you need to copy all that info. 2) Find the Batt’twschree and unhook it. Unhook power supply. Hold the power button down for 10 seconds. You want to get all the capacitors and circuits totally dead. Reconnect power. Leave Batt’tschree unhooked. Try to power up. If no work, unhook power, hook batt’tschree up and try again. How old is this laptop? If it’s >5 yo, even if you get it going, I suggest you replace it. Life’s too short. And for God’s sake use an auto backup. Google Drive is my preferred. Less glitchy than OneDrive.
  5. Wooderson broke bad. I’m in. Needs more Chevy’s though.
  6. Was gonna say Russia is stirring the pot to foment discord. But it seems Turkey doesn’t need outside help.
  7. My God that’s glorious.
  8. I’m gonna watch it, but what does this new movie bring that we haven’t already seen?
  9. I mean if it depopulates Florida…
  10. You grow up fast on a farm. Because you see some shit.
  11. Top Gun 2 is proof that every iconic IP has kickass sequel potential.
  12. This does not advance the conversation.
  13. It’s a Saturday morning cartoon for full grown boys. Nttawwt
  14. And how 20-30 mph, 50 mph, winds through tomorrow.
  15. Uh... Yes?
  16. I wish someone loved me as much as she loves that cat.
  17. So just use those kickass new Neptune missiles on other things. Plenty of other targets in range.
  18. Fake. No body panels falling off.
  19. Parliament

    1923

    Of we’re doing historic accuracy, we gotta do something about everyone’s teeth and skin quality. And height for that matter. Folks were like 2” shorter back then.
  20. If you don’t appreciate Top Gun Maverick for what it is, you’re a bitter, bitter man.
  21. Wouldn't their batteries be exploding in the saltwater?
  22. Parliament

    1923

    He's boinking her IRL. You know he is.
  23. Scaling that thing seems like a major priority. As they increase the range, the potential target count goes up. More. Need more drones.
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