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Handcruser

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  1. Xfers don’t count against the 25. Maybe we can take more with early enrollees (I asked this question but nobody knows) but not 15 more. Maybe we can get to 28-29. I don’t know. Portal needs to deliver: WR QB (prob) OL OL OL LB LB Something like that.
  2. Flood gates for the 3 spots we have left? We’re going to have to process some people at some point. We need 3-4 more HS OL Perkins has a spot Harris has a spot Evan Stewart has a spot Skinner has a spot Barton has a spot Anderson has a spot Cooks has a spot Wiggins has a spot Preston has a spot. Obviously we won’t get all of them - but it’s going to get interesting.
  3. Yeah, if you couldn’t tell, I really wasn’t striving for pin-point accuracy in my scenario. But I tip my cap to you good sir - I bet you know all the rules inside and out.
  4. Is this good? This seems good. What’s everyone getting?
  5. Allegedly, the kid who got his ass kicked (and the shooter obviously) complained about being bullied to school district multiple times by this kid. All documented and nothing done about it. More to come.
  6. Here is my dream game scenario: Bama wins the toss and defers. Bama does onside kick and recovers 1st play is a long TD run. 7-0 Bama kicks off. Calazada throws pick 6 on first play. 14-0 [camera shows calzone on sideline in diapers petting a grackle and sucking g his thumb] Aggy kicks off. Returned 93 yards for TD. 21-0 Bama kicks off. Spiller fumbles the hand off from Bost. Bama throws 25 yard TD. 28-0 [O’Neal finally shows up to stadium] Bama kicks off. Spiller run - loss of 3. Spiller run - loss of 2. Bost pass - intercepted. Bama runs victory formation for TD. 35-0 11 minutes left in 1Q. Commercial break. Texags goes off-line. Bama kicks off. Returned to the 50. Crowd goes wild as Aggy is back in the game! Run by Achebe, fumble, returned to aggy 2. Bama runs victory formation for TD again. 42-0 [camera pans to luxury suite showing jimbos wife romancing with schlossnagle] Early halftime request by Aggy. Start of 2nd half Jimbo is drunk on TV and Haynes king is suited up. Aggy is Back in it! Bama kicks off because they feel bad. Touchback! 12th man is wild! Scooter comes out at QB. Scooter leaves in ambulance. Not SEC ready. Safety. 44-0 [camera shows calzone on sidelines with grackle and grackle is now 13th man. New tradition! Bama receives kick. All Bama players have switched jerseys. Former OT takes the snap and outraces Entire defense 75 yards down sideline for TD. 51-0 Aggy asks for running clock. Bama kicks off. Aggy 1st play - victory formation fumble. Bama returns for TD. 58-0 Grackle dies. Bama awarded TD. 65-0 9 minutes left in 3rd Q. Camera pans to luxury suites where AD is preparing new long term contract at 12mil/yr for 20 years plus ownership of Dixie chicken. 72-0. Nobody knows what happened. 77-0 nobody knows what happened. Grackle 13th man shirts are rolling off the press at start of 4th. Alabama declines to get the ball anymore and makes a donation to Aggy charity of choice. New grackle is seen in end zone. With Billy. Texags is back online with a new article from Olin explaining how this is part of the process and Aggy is building momentum with Jimbo. 79-0 New record defeat. Cups printing now! O’Neal returns from halftime. Game over.
  7. Man, I was thinking the same thing but you took a deep dive in to the details. Nicely done. That image is awful. Just awful. She should feel bad.
  8. I dont even play guitar and I want one too
  9. BrisketTexas shitting all over this thread with his questions and hot takes. Yes, when being beaten and you didn’t start it you’re allowed to shoot in self defense. Schools are still gun free zones, so you can’t carry there. If the kid left the fight, then returned, he is now the aggressor. And he’s at fault. This isnt remotely the same argument as being of age, or licensed, and carrying a firearm in public where allowed and drawing it to defend yourself when someone starts kicking your ass. Just stop.
  10. Well well well. Let’s build you one. What caliber?
  11. Line7 or Line8 would be a massive upgrade.
  12. Recruiting wise: what is our number for this year? How many can we back date or whatever? And now we can add 7 xfers to the number right (if we have 7 xfer out)? So what is the total number of new brow-busting, pipe-hitting, bmf wallet carrying stone cold killers we can add for 22?
  13. Yes it is possible. There is a way to log every email sent to your domain. I don’t remember how to do it though.
  14. Card was awful against Arky stat wise. Thompson was awful against TCU stat wise. We beat TCU. Points god got us the win…..so who cares.
  15. All this talk about left tackle or right tackle is insane. We just need tackles. Any tackle. Left, right, middle, blue, green, Jewish, vegetarian, whatever. Just. Get. Tackles.
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