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Tigersnake

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  1. I'm just here to say:
  2. Tomi Lahren would get it in her ear hole.
  3. And don't be too nice, like the hand on top of the head as they put him in the back of the squad car. Trump doesn't like that as I recall.
  4. Fuck yeah, that mucilaginous pussy ass lizard person. Most punchable face in the universe. Take donations to the Treasury for the right to punch this face, we'd solve our national debt problem in one week.
  5. Greenspoint, that lucky bastard.
  6. I do not believe the drapes match the carpet. NTTAWWT
  7. Don't get me wrong, Higgins is great but he's due a bad game every time Magnum fucks up the wine inventory.
  8. I'd like to make Mrs. Mohns username correct...
  9. In the name of the Father, and of the Spawn, and the Ghost of Tom Joad, Amen
  10. Me too, senor. Just one lady, but everyday is like a panty avalanche. They fling 'em from everywhere (not really).
  11. At this time, maybe I'm happy for the assistance of Fredo Sexton. But, I could see him taking a little fishing trip in the future.
  12. Where's your bird figurine? Nice try. Still, Hook 'em.
  13. My only issue with Gideon is all of those years coaching on the field leading to early onset of burnout.
  14. SIAP: you're going to NEED some butt-rest.
  15. Well, she let you nail her on the couch. There are worse things than being relegated to a pull out, like children possibly. Get drunk and talk politics, that always cheers everyone up!
  16. Merry Christmas you resplendent, churlish guttersnipes.
  17. But look at all those winning seasons! ~TH
  18. Middle picture, I would have put the bullseye a bit higher---but that's a matter of preference.
  19. @JOSEYWALES66, I hereby invoke the Surly Charter, previously known as the Shagna Carta, and demand to know the name of your avatar. Yours In BDE, TS
  20. If your night crew pecker/clitoral energy chakras are misaligned, this will fix you up.
  21. No, it's a blues singer to me.
  22. Just don't see why this should be a continuing problem. @immamac turned a major shithole into this veritable Taj Majal in one night, with nothing more than three Mcribs a six pack of White Claw and a little black tar heroin. I'm even giving strong consideration to contributing my tree-fiddy in appreciation.
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