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Tigersnake

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  1. So THAT"S how it is in their family. ~Mr. Rooney
  2. Now, Biff...are you sure you just finished the second coat of wax on my BMW?
  3. I can't tell from the rendering but I think that must the new Zoysia/Troops-Hating Crabgrass strain. Otherwise, why would those aggy be walking on it? If it's regular sacred aggy grass, all those students are in for a world of trouble.
  4. In a 5 mile linear distance, how many millions of noble, chivalrous aggy would be able to provide lost visitors directions and that matchless aggy hospitality--- such that visitors will rush home immediately and pen a message of teary gratitude on an open forum?? Forget the shuttles guys, this is going to be great!!
  5. I remember when Case McCoy saw the molasses parting and his body derped forward and his skinny legs swerved and herped him through all the befuddled aggy like a rag doll marionette who had just taken a turn at dizzy bat. Good times.
  6. Um...user name doesn't check out does it??
  7. Too many knee wrinkles. Not Surly standard and, for that reason I am sorry Brooke...would not bang (yes I would).
  8. Mine is now nicely ph balanced and smells like elderflowers
  9. He and Kirk must have already finished their scissoring session for the day.
  10. Agree on the punt, but the true brain-dead play was Bimage on the personal foul. 14 point swing on two sterling instances of stupid. Excuse me while I decide between pouring another drink or slamming my dick in the door. ( insert pre-emptive "Why not Both?" GIF here)
  11. Case needs to show Mond how to derp right---not enough zig zag
  12. Has to be a "Flowers for Algernon" type situation. Going to be sad when he watches the test mouse die and he realizes he's going to go back to being aggy.
  13. I drafted this asshole for my fantasy team. If they put him on the exempt list, I'll be the real victim in all of this.
  14. From the corner of a Starbuck's in San Antonio, in deep contemplation of the need to get some work done but also needing to take a massive growler... TEXAS!!!
  15. Back-up big is a big project for the off season, but I don't see a free agent that we could afford who would move the needle. I am interested in seeing how Darel Poirer performs in summer league. His G-League highlights are really good : good post moves, runs the floor, can shoot with range, a ton of blocks.
  16. Car not maroon. Get some aggy spirit, you 2%er!
  17. Narrator: There must not have been a God in heaven...
  18. Baldy in the green shirt is the quintessence of aggy.
  19. Benedict Arnold in the Portal? Already posted. Self imposed punishment is back to lurking for the next 2 years.
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