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Tigersnake

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  1. I remember when Case McCoy saw the molasses parting and his body derped forward and his skinny legs swerved and herped him through all the befuddled aggy like a rag doll marionette who had just taken a turn at dizzy bat. Good times.
  2. Um...user name doesn't check out does it??
  3. Too many knee wrinkles. Not Surly standard and, for that reason I am sorry Brooke...would not bang (yes I would).
  4. Mine is now nicely ph balanced and smells like elderflowers
  5. She looks fun.
  6. He and Kirk must have already finished their scissoring session for the day.
  7. Heads will ROLL!!!!!!!
  8. Agree on the punt, but the true brain-dead play was Bimage on the personal foul. 14 point swing on two sterling instances of stupid. Excuse me while I decide between pouring another drink or slamming my dick in the door. ( insert pre-emptive "Why not Both?" GIF here)
  9. Case needs to show Mond how to derp right---not enough zig zag
  10. Has to be a "Flowers for Algernon" type situation. Going to be sad when he watches the test mouse die and he realizes he's going to go back to being aggy.
  11. I drafted this asshole for my fantasy team. If they put him on the exempt list, I'll be the real victim in all of this.
  12. From the corner of a Starbuck's in San Antonio, in deep contemplation of the need to get some work done but also needing to take a massive growler... TEXAS!!!
  13. Back-up big is a big project for the off season, but I don't see a free agent that we could afford who would move the needle. I am interested in seeing how Darel Poirer performs in summer league. His G-League highlights are really good : good post moves, runs the floor, can shoot with range, a ton of blocks.
  14. Car not maroon. Get some aggy spirit, you 2%er!
  15. Narrator: There must not have been a God in heaven...
  16. Baldy in the green shirt is the quintessence of aggy.
  17. Benedict Arnold in the Portal? Already posted. Self imposed punishment is back to lurking for the next 2 years.
  18. Did they give you brucellosis?
  19. Very gruntled.
  20. Fine name for a race horse. "And it's Cunt Whistle coming around the outside..."
  21. 400-500k, depending on condition and updates. The older side is larger lots---.5 to 1 acre, country club side are mostly 1/3 acre.
  22. I'm in. Usually lurk the football and recruiting pages---first time I've ventured this way. I'm a real estate agent and a bit of a MCM freak. Live in a mid-century home in San Antonio, Oak Hills neighborhood. Oak Hills has great mid-century architecture and a good value in S.A. May post pictures of things I see when I'm out and about.
  23. You're not listening. Austin is bordered by hispanics to the south and sparsely populated areas to the north and west, whereas aggy is bordered by east Texas which is close to the SEC. These incontrovertible facts augur the coming collapse of Austin and the inevitable rise of aggy to its rightful place on the throne. Whoop!
  24. a Natural Light can filled with 2 week old Copenhagen spit and top notes of Santorum and shame
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