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Tigersnake

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  1. That's some nice real estate you're living on. Living in Houston now, and I enjoy it. Could do much worse than follow the nbmishoid path for retirement. $/ft on the water?
  2. Gotdamnit, JoJo! Why can't you just leave me be? I have a wife, two dogs and a cat. Even if I was unencumbered, I can't live in Jersey---it's too fucking cold. But: "...looks like an evil ginger bridge troll flossing his neck with a giant's dick." ! Perhaps only Ralphie's prose about the Red Rider BB Gun has ever approached this unreachable summit of literary genius and intoxicating wit. I give you an A+++++++++, and shall continue to love you unrequitedly from afar.
  3. JoJo from Jerz makes me feel funny like climbing the rope in gym class
  4. Watched UH/Penn live last week. Houston has good defensive effort, is pretty shooting deficient, and not all that big.
  5. Have any of you assholes made the coaches aware that this is a big game and they need to prepare the team as such? Thanks in advance. Hook 'em!
  6. something something bois d'arc fencepost
  7. I had looked at the last photo posted of him and thought to myself," Man, that guy looks like he's going to rip off a wet one any second".
  8. So this guy isn't trusted by Woodforest National Bank but he gets our national security secrets? Cool, cool. Only the best people.
  9. At halftime he said, "Up your butt, Jobu" and drank the rum???
  10. I was at that Hitler Rally undercover. He said that and the response was universal whooping and approval. Guess what also happened: the stack fell long before it was supposed to--and the crowd gasped because the fucking outhouse or whatever is on top is supposed to burn or it is a bad omen. Seemingly, though, this was a fluke, like bad logs or something, and aggy felt no need to re-examine their design for the next year...
  11. Dude is 19 years old and they are going to him with the game on the line like he's Timmy---and he delivers. Just, wow.
  12. From my media room in the Museum District of Houston....TEXAS!!!
  13. Like playing little brother in the driveway
  14. see you there, homie
  15. https://tenor.com/view/midnight-staley-pain-prediction-rocky-clubber-lang-gif-20894998
  16. jeezus what a performative choade
  17. Had the same thought. He'd be facing Putin's ankles---upside down.
  18. Thanks for the kind word, Jack, and best of luck in your senior year.
  19. This is dangerous for me to know. I have bags of dog shit to dispose of everyday and that's a three minute drive. Meanwhile, in my subsconscious...
  20. Well, those chicken fucking bastards can insert it into every part of their scabies encrusted rectums. That made me feel better. Thanks for listening.
  21. Jesus, Junior you're to bed. Go the fuck drunk.
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