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They still might not be very good but this Fast Breakin' Fiesta shit is fun to watch. Nombre chuddup to those putos who say the Spurs are the most boring to watch.

You must be a genius as I immediately thought of this as well, but was too lazy to post.

Kate, if you would physically demonstrate your preferred position for coitus, I'd be quite pleased to oblige. Hmm, I see. Very good then...

I'll be in Portland watching the game with the Texas Exes. I was in Key West watching the Charlie Strong Jerrod Heard win. I was in DC for the Dicker the Kicker Take the Loss Pussy win. And I will be at Ankeny Tap and Table watching OU get gorilla buttfucked and I will be making many rude and derisive comments toward our meth-faced neighbors. Fuck the Sooners, win assured, book it motherfuckers, you're welcome.

Fuck you, Fat Gary! On to Texas OU week!

In SA drinking a spicy Bloody Maria and here to say Hook 'em and get fucked Fat Gary!

shush, sweet hiphopfroggy___ , you forgot your pills again.

Take that, sand aggy!

Did you ever get over your hangover from the party? Am I doing this right? I heard Armybrat was old.

Are we too soft? Is our fanbase too entitled? Does burnt orange cause erectile dysfunction and lead to the heartbreak of psoriasis? Stop it, you neurotic navel-gazers! Remember who you are! YOU, Surly, are Texas culture, and when Wulaw's whole family was crammed into an RV he did not know how to drive and he had a raging boner with nowhere to go did he just sit there helpless huffing his children's jerky farts? No, he invented the Sex Tent and told Mrs. Wulaw, "Get in there and brace yourself because it's Bizness Time! ". When we stole Slorch's corch from him and suddenly Lubbock seemed to him a dreary, flat, manure-smelling hell-scape where dreams go to die and common antibiotics lose their effectiveness against venereal disease (instead of the paradise it truly is), did he off himself??? No, he bitched and moaned for a few days but now he's in his backyard practicing his tortilla tossing and is happy as shit. I know Slorch is sand aggy but my point is we need to learn from his example. I mean, I can go on: fucking Burnt Ends, F250 inventing Sugar Baby techniques that he experimented first on himself like Jonas Salk, before altruistically sharing his knowledge with the rest of us... That's TEXAS. CULTURE. And Texas is defined by US, not fucking Kirk Herbsreit and fucking pud look-alike Paul Finebaum's senile musings on what Texas needs in order tuh weeyin in thuh big bad S-E-C x3. Fuck that shit. We're perfect just as momma made us, and when Texas gets surly we are going to win.

Having lurked on this site and previous iterations far longer than my post count would indicate, my experience has been that reasoned speech and good sportsmanship are rare commodities, so my intention was to express my doubts as to your sincerity with a little good natured ribbing for your pleasure. "Asshole", on this site, is a replacement noun which can be used to describe any person place or thing interchangeably with the actual word. Ex: "Honey, I'm parched. Could you toss me a cold asshole from the fridge?" So, pos rep and no offense intended, dickweed. I wish the best to your and your porcine family. If you feel the need to respond that you are not a dickweed, point taken and might I suggest you try a new website called PoliteHorns.com---not very popular but just now getting off the ground.

Case in point: This asshole hates Texas so much he's even trying to Stockholm syndrome us. Good game, get fucked, see you next year when we'll be carrying shanks, Porky Pig.

The only thing worse than being a fan of a team that inspires field swarming joy when it loses...is being part of a fanbase that won't ever know what that is like.

Sponge-Bobbish, but congrats and best wishes.

Made this recipe last week. Check out his book for other recipes. The gravy using dried anchos instead of the powder made a world of difference. https://www.expressnews.com/food/recipes-cooking/article/Recipe-Tex-Mex-Style-Ancho-Chile-Gravy-Enchiladas-15554025.php

Still not Spurs-worthy.

If Forbes is getting 24 minutes a game, I'll slam my dick in the door. What is the point in having a youth movement if the yoots don't get to play? Better to be young and improving than old and bad. I hope Lonnie, Devin and Luca have locked themselves in the gym all summer and surprise the shit out of us.

Bryn Forbes. Did not see that coming. Primo, McBuckets, Wieskamp, the Aussie, now Forbes... definitely prioritizing shooting. It's a bold strategy, Cotton.

Gervin Duncan-Robinson would be the most Spurs name ever.

Joe Wieskamp, I think was a great pick at 41. 46 percent 3-point shooter in college with a 42 vert and a good shuttle time, I'll take it.

Guilty as charged, good sir. Wasn't MY box, that's for sure. Was awesome though.