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Tigersnake

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  1. My God, I just read 3 pages. It is like every poster has some version of what ails this guy:
  2. We'll build a statue of this just for you, Beauregard P. Cocksniffer:
  3. Slow 70's country harmony into one of the best rock refrains of all time:
  4. I'm an educated man but I'm afraid I can't speak intelligently about the travel habits of William Santiago or the love life of Robert Plant.
  5. I like most everybody mentioned previously. When I hear Norah Jones sing I don't know whether to be horny or sleepy, kind of like when the old lady wants sexy time. Stevie Nicks is great, but wouldn't be in my top 10. Best female vocal performance of all time is pre-cocaine Whitney Houston's "I Will Always Love You". My personal #1 is Robert Plant's current squeeze, Patty Griffin.
  6. At first glance I read it that way...FIFY.
  7. @Armybrat bested The Machine in a game of logic. Congratulations, old timer, you have passed your cognition and competency test and shall be given a drivers license for life along with governmental sanction to operate heavy equipment and do any explosive demolition you deem necessary. Also, here's a card good for 15% off at Arby's between the hours of 2pm and 4pm.
  8. Love it, if true. However...it also sounds a bit like the very beginning of an aggy spirit Penthouse letter. To be truly equivalent, though, it would need three or four more long paragraphs culminating in Bijan happening across a group of servicemen and women lowering Old Glory, whereupon he stands at perfect attention, hand over his heart, and when the flag has been put to rest for the evening, Bijan begins to sing The Eyes of Texas in a perfect soprano like young Christian Bale in Empire of the Sun...badda-badda everyone who witnessed this became Longhorn fans for life forsaking all others. THE END
  9. What are the whitest three public universities in the country, Alex?
  10. Jack Handy? Is that you?
  11. There goes our hope for the future?
  12. It warms the the cockles of my heart to think of the sound of all those aggy gnashing their snuff-stained chiclet teeth. And that's just their sorority girls.
  13. Nice podcast. Listened this a.m. while on KP duty at the casa. Kudos to @slorch for being a good sport even though all his corches are belong to us. @shadow_operative thanks for the roundball insights. I haven't been this invested in Texas basketball since TJ Ford's freshman year. Really excited to see what they are going to Look like. @RGBIII, that crawfish sushi roll sounds horrendous but, because you are likely neck deep in cotton candy smelling tittays right now I accept that you don't care to hear my opinion. @immamac, thanks to you as well for keeping this rickety prisoner ship of degenerates and imbeciles afloat <Richard Gere I've got nowhere else to go. gif>.
  14. I'm kind of new here but why hasn't anyone made a joke about the unavoidable outcome of Vic ending up a one armed billionaire? Do better.
  15. Great podcast and awesome interview with Nate Boyer. Have to go find a picture of Lincoln Riley's BBQ now. OU sucks, Hook 'em.
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