Bookman

I can't seem to find it but there was a post on TexAgs suggesting that Aggies boycott Aggie Football in protest.

Maybe he misunderstood when Elko said they need to score.

These Aggie tears hit different. The more I drink the more I want.

Or very, very right, depending on how you look at it.

Uh oh they figured it out. We're fucked.

What a glorious morning. Like how drought can make for better wine, the Texas turnovers and blocked punt produced Aggie tears much sweeter than usual, especially after this: 2nd & Goal at TEX 2 (5:40 - 4th) Amari Daniels run for 1 yd to the TEX 1 3rd & Goal at TEX 1 (5:05 - 4th) Amari Daniels run for no gain to the TEX 1 4th & Goal at TEX 1 (4:39 - 4th) Timeout Texas A&M, clock 04:39 4th & Goal at TEX 1 (4:36 - 4th) Amari Daniels run for a loss of 3 yards to the TEX 4

I love the taste of Aggie tears in the morning. Tastes like victory.

Y'all I just rewatched the fourth down play a thousand fucking times. My penis can only get so erect.

Oh God how I miss real Aggie Tears. So fucking fresh and sweet.

Just remember, if you don't sin, then Jesus died for nothing.

It's a fool who looks for logic in the chambers of the human heart.

Christianity has nothing to do with the Bible.

Did the Aggies make a Mike Elko 20xx National Championship trophy?

If he needs money maybe Rudy can go get a job at the local gas station or something.

I'm all for putting the 10 Commandments in every classroom, as long as there's a discussion about what those 10 Commandments say about that "God."