Everything posted by Bookman
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
This work of art should be named "Down."
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Trump’s America
It's "legal research."
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Maybe they didn’t squeeze their ags hard enough.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Why does A&M always lose? Is it just bad luck?
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TIL there’s something called fraud tourism. Congrats, Minnesota.
Don't worry, I'm sure our failed-businessman President will get right on it!
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Trump’s America
What traits are those?
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The Trump Economy
Is there any way to estimate how the tariffs have impacted prices on major items? Yesterday I got four new Continental tires and it cost me about $1,700 at Discount Tire after everything. I wonder how much of the cost, if any, was due to the Trump Tax.
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Trump’s America
Letting people die is the American Christian thing to do.
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Dog Killer, Kristi Noem
No doubt. They loved Palin because "she's one of us." Trump exploited that after correctly identifying them as suckers. This is why so many of our fellow Americans are experiencing Trumpism.
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Dog Killer, Kristi Noem
Palin was extremely popular. Lots of Americans absolutely adored her.
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Colin Allred, doing what nobody asked
Wow he's still in politics?
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Trump’s America
Last time, because he appointed people who were actually qualified, Trump was always the stupidest person in the room. He learned his lesson this go round.
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Trump’s America
Hahahaha see that's how you exploit the motherfucker. Trump will give them whatever the fuck they want.
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The Trump Economy
I made this point in high school calculus and the teacher just looked at me.
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The Trump Economy
Trump and Vance repeatedly said that high costs could be fixed by drilling for more oil and gas. Why doesn't Trump just issue an executive order for more wells to be drilled?
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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
What is this "may" shit? Americans voted overwhelmingly to deport his Mexican ass. Get the fuck out of here.
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Trumps War on Everything
He changed it mid-sentence when he realized he was talking about Americans.
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Trump’s America
I thought it was the missing Russian from the Pine Barrens.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
He was upset that he missed the Black Friday sale on muumuus.
- Texas vs. Texas A&M - 6:30pm on ABC
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Black Friday Deals
Jumpman Jr. is still one of my favorite games.
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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
The other day, I was going down on my girlfriend. I said to her, "Jeez you got a big pussy. Jeez you got a big pussy." She said, "Why did you say that twice?" I said, "I didn't." See, 'cause of the echo.
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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
What gets me is how many brown people voted for this. Ummmm, they want you to be deported as well you idiot.
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The Trump Economy
It's also considered a delicacy to the locals.
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The Trump Economy
Maybe the people who aren't saving should pull themselves up by the bootstraps. It would probably work better than electing a failed businessman President of the United States.