Jump to content

Bookman

Legacy Members
  • Posts

    4204
  • Joined

  • Last visited

Everything posted by Bookman

  1. Hahahaha see that's how you exploit the motherfucker. Trump will give them whatever the fuck they want.
  2. I made this point in high school calculus and the teacher just looked at me.
  3. Trump and Vance repeatedly said that high costs could be fixed by drilling for more oil and gas. Why doesn't Trump just issue an executive order for more wells to be drilled?
  4. What is this "may" shit? Americans voted overwhelmingly to deport his Mexican ass. Get the fuck out of here.
  5. He changed it mid-sentence when he realized he was talking about Americans.
  6. I thought it was the missing Russian from the Pine Barrens.
  7. He was upset that he missed the Black Friday sale on muumuus.
  8. There's just nothing like beating the Aggies on the day after Thanksgiving.
  9. Jumpman Jr. is still one of my favorite games.
  10. The other day, I was going down on my girlfriend. I said to her, "Jeez you got a big pussy. Jeez you got a big pussy." She said, "Why did you say that twice?" I said, "I didn't." See, 'cause of the echo.
  11. What gets me is how many brown people voted for this. Ummmm, they want you to be deported as well you idiot.
  12. It's also considered a delicacy to the locals.
  13. Maybe the people who aren't saving should pull themselves up by the bootstraps. It would probably work better than electing a failed businessman President of the United States.
  14. Although I hate to judge before all the facts are in, between this and the Texas map fiasco, it's beginning to look like, uh, Trump is not using the brightest attorneys.
  15. The preliminary statement alone! Whiny fucking bitch doesn't even cut it.
  16. It's fucking WILD. Never seen anything like it. Maybe we need mental health tests for our judges.
  17. One of the benefits of the second amendment is we will never have a King in this country.
  18. It's the glue that binds us as a nation.
  19. Jesus fucking Christ how do these people look at themselves in the mirror. I would kill myself to put an end to the shame.
  20. If the U.S. Supreme Court rules the tariffs are illegal, then Trump will blame them for not giving out the $2,000 dividend.
  21. Donald Trump's biggest gift is understanding that if you tell Americans you're a successful businessman who can solve their problems, they will believe you on faith alone.
  22. How can one physically stand by something intangible? The Supreme Court will rule this is perjury per se.
  23. Yes, there are reasons why so many prices are quoted on a per month basis.
  24. Wouldn't a 50-year term make interest rates go up?
×
×
  • Create New...