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Bookman

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Everything posted by Bookman

  1. "Waaaah, crime is up and eggs cost so much!" "I know, let's vote for the fat piece of shit failed businessman who can't read! He'll do something about it!"
  2. Just because of bunch of uneducated American fucking losers can't pull themselves by the bootstraps doesn't mean they determined statistics aren't accurate. Go fuck yourself.
  3. Yeah no shit. Like I wanted to see some fat fucking piece of shit failed businessman. If I wanted that I would go to bankruptcy court.
  4. When do we start deporting the Mexicans?
  5. I know a person with multiple degrees who thinks the President controls interest rates. Who do you think he voted for?
  6. I mean, it's not like Trump supporters are fat and at risk for diabetes.
  7. It was an important lesson learned. I was probably 30 years old at the time and it never even occurred to me that I could injure myself.
  8. Years ago I had a New Year's resolution to be able to do 100 push-ups in a row. When I got up to 70 I tore my muscle. It took a couple years before I could put on a jacket without pain.
  9. I bet if McDonald's started saying Big Macs help you lose weight 60% of Americans would start eating multiple Big Macs a day.
  10. Just remember, the same people who thought algebra was hard will spend 10 minutes googling something and convince themselves they are an expert on a new subject matter.
  11. Wait, I thought we were at war during those times. Who the fuck cuts taxes during a war?
  12. This is fucking great. I love it.
  13. It seems to me that those numbers should be compared to what otherwise would have been.
  14. Kleenex, like Duct Tape, has all kinds of uses. I often keep both on me at all times.
  15. All across the state today Aggies are talking about targeting. You may want to have a box of Kleenex handy.
  16. Hahahaha perfect Surrender Cobra.
  17. Yes aren't the numbers you posted incomplete at best?
  18. Who the fuck knows, but I'm damn proud of this team for making clutch plays in OT to win the game.
  19. They don't enforce that rule. Haven't for years.
  20. Yeah, I don't know anything about these numbers, but I assume you need to look at where you are compared to where you would be. But I'm a lawyer, not a finance guy.
  21. Congrats to Coach Sark for winning his first bowl game at the University of Texas. Here's to many more.
  22. Texas just made clutch fucking plays. If we do that in the Cotton Bowl I like our chances.
  23. They will be showing this play for years to come. This is the college football playoffs.
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