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Bookman

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  1. Lemme tell you what the modern-day Republican Party is about. It's all about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine, I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick. Then one day she meets this John Holmes motherfucker and it's like, whoa baby, I mean this cat is like Charles Bronson in the 'Great Escape', he's digging tunnels. Now, she's gettin' the serious dick action and she's feeling something she ain't felt since forever. Pain. Pain. It hurts her. It shouldn't hurt her, you know, her pussy should be Bubble Yum by now, but when this cat fucks her it hurts. It hurts just like it did the first time. You see the pain is reminding a fuck machine what it once was like to be a virgin.
  2. Wow, Arkansas is #29 for opportunity?
  3. This is exactly what Republican voters want. They think being whiny is the same as being a strong, effective leader who is fighting for them.
  4. For fuck's sake they can't even elect a Speaker.
  5. I don't want to get ahead of things, and I don't know what I'm talking about, but it seems to me that Wemby is going to be an extremely, extremely popular player in perhaps the near future. He's going to be must-see TV, even for the casual fan.
  6. Hell, that joke may eventually destroy the Republican Party.
  7. It will take years, but it will be interesting to see all the fallout and consequences caused by Obama making fun of Trump at that dinner, and then the Senate refusing to convict Trump, despite the evidence, in that first impeachment.
  8. Has Fox News started blaming Dominion yet?
  9. Wait, why was the FBI involved?
  10. I'm just reading up on this and seriously, how fucking stupid can she be. She is perfect for Arkansas.
  11. Someone should nominate Fani Willis.
  12. I think he has the tools to be a decent basketball player.
  13. Do you judge the action or the fetish?
  14. Cats are the only amoral creatures.
  15. Dang, did you not follow the water restrictions?
  16. You can't judge my fetishes!
  17. Rudy Giuliani saved a baby?
  18. Dogs are the only moral creatures.
  19. Maybe I'm just biased, which I clearly am, but Wemby is really fun to watch.
  20. Plus it takes away one of my favorite plays, which is a large squeeze from the big blind after everyone else has limped in.
  21. Do most casinos/card houses allow a button straddle? My understanding is that it's not common and frowned upon.
  22. Why did the Democrats do this? https://thehill.com/homenews/house/4255490-mccarthy-cnn-fiery-exchange-democrats-speaker-drama/
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