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Bookman

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  1. Y'all I just rewatched the fourth down play a thousand fucking times. My penis can only get so erect.
  2. Oh God how I miss real Aggie Tears. So fucking fresh and sweet.
  3. Just remember, if you don't sin, then Jesus died for nothing.
  4. It's a fool who looks for logic in the chambers of the human heart.
  5. Christianity has nothing to do with the Bible.
  6. Did the Aggies make a Mike Elko 20xx National Championship trophy?
  7. If he needs money maybe Rudy can go get a job at the local gas station or something.
  8. I'm all for putting the 10 Commandments in every classroom, as long as there's a discussion about what those 10 Commandments say about that "God."
  9. Mack, you could have gone out as a hero, but instead you hung around long enough to become a villain.
  10. Wow I had forgotten that Texas A&M even had a baseball program.
  11. What's the big deal? He's just saying "We're Number One!"
  12. Didn't they get rid of NAFTA?
  13. Oh, a gif. He mispronounced it.
  14. May we talk about Kamala's snuggle pups now?
  15. No way. An iceberg is what sank the Titanic—at least that’s what they want you to believe.
  16. I hate that "new" location. I played quite a bit at the old one.
  17. Sack will come out thumping his Bible and telling you how rich his family is.
  18. Mack Brown had 50 Cent on his iPod.
  19. I’m getting some work done that I was going to put off.
  20. Fuck yeah deport all the brown people!
  21. Throw in some Ozempic and we can call it the "American Cocktail."
  22. How will all this affect my prescriptions for Rogaine and Viagra?
  23. What about "I Hope You Dance"?
  24. I'm all in at this point. MAGA baby. Tax cuts for the rich! Let oil companies pollute all they want! Deport all the brown people! Let's put Jesus back in the schools! Total power for the executive branch!
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