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Just wondering how this person knows what "minced deer ankles mixed with raccoon ass" tastes like. Seems oddly specific...

Wow, this thread delivers!

Favorite episode so far.

This. Some of it seems focused toward kids but something about it makes me laugh. I think the kid is the best part of the show - he's trying to be serious and all the characters around him is oblivious or just plain dumb. Somehow, it just kind of works. Not going to win any awards but it's not the worst thing to watch on a Wednesday night with a cold beverage...

My user name and whatnot...

Yep, this ^^^^ Some really good discussions on the football board here vs other sites. Some pretty idiotic things too (which is part of the fun.)

Well, it's not new and it's not Mexico, but yeah...

LOLZ

LOLZ - No shortage of comedy here: https://twitter.com/wilnerhotline/status/1649501682290806784

There is a lot of activity on the Arizona board this morning with one guy who had been adamant that no PAC team would leave for the Big 12. Apparently, he got some news and now has changed his tune after MONTHS of fighting with everyone that Arizona would never leave. Nothing specific yet but it is believed to be related to Colorado and Arizona (and possibly more) moving to the Big 12 and being announced soon. For what it is worth, this poster shared the info with Jason Scheer who validated the info and brings some credibility to the rumor.

This.Looks.Awesome!!!!!!

Agreed - thank you @Horny Bull

Same here. At least Brett is trying to monetize what's left as best he can.

Big 12 data rights deal: https://www.sportsbusinessjournal.com/Daily/Morning-Buzz/2023/03/21/big-12-closes-in-on-data-rights-deal.aspx

Don't call me Shirley You can tell me, I'm a doctor Also, the calm down bit where the lady is getting hysterical and there is a line of people wanting to beat the shit out of her No parking in the red/white zone bit

Would love to see this series continue. As I understand, there are a couple of spinoff shows with "The Ballerina" and "The Continental". I really like how Reeves does his own stunts and is quite good with the actual martial arts and 3-gun shooting (check him out on YouTube.) Wouldn't mind a crossover show with Atomic Blonde, but obviously the timelines wouldn't match up (with Atomic Blonde being set in the cold war 80's.)

Can't imagine Zona would stay in the shitty basketball Pac-12 conference with PPV TV coverage on the horizon. Especially when they have an opportunity to get into the Big-12 and be on regular TV in packed stadiums against ranked opponents almost every week. But hey, they're Arizona so meh?

Sorry for partying?

Agreed. Great show about a great pitcher.

Yeah, and he still is owed $40 million from his last contract. Dude is flush...

That is awesome!

Aggy comedy just writes itself. Who could have thought that they could screw themselves so bad that they lock themselves into a Jimbo twist for $100 million dollars? DAFUQ? Then they constantly brag about their #1 class, spend millions of NIL dollars on it and to just watch it all implode is just pure comedy gold. This level of incompetence is truly once-in-a-lifetime and to see it happen to such a bunch of fucked up shit-bag wing nuts is priceless! How can they not see this? Delusional groupthink? Aggy incompetence? Yet, we can all see it coming miles away.

^^^ This

LOL, this is such bullshit. THIS guy has inside scoop? Riiiiiiighhhhtttttt....

Tech has a strong RB group but the O Line is hammered dog shit and their backs can't get any lanes to run through. Tech's QB1 (Shough) is out because he hurt the same shoulder in game 1 as he did against Texas last year. QB2 (Smith) started the last two games and thrown 5 INTs including two pic six. His decision making skills are still in development which is not helped by the shit OL not giving him any time. Both his arm and running abilities are above average but again, hampered by questionable decisions leading to missed opportunities This is not the same Tech defense everyone jokes about. They are a solid group that flies around to the ball. Front seven are pretty good (depending on the above mentioned injury report) but depth is a concern. Corners and safeties are average and probably the weak link on the defense. The group overall tackles better than previous iterations of the alleged 'defense' but still whiffs on open field tackles from time to time and still gets burned by the wide-receiver screens. Special teams is a joke constantly giving up good returns on kicks and fucking up on punt receiving which gives the offense poor starting field position, i.e. inside their own 10 which exasperates the issues on offense. Oh and when they do get a nice return, it is typically negated by some idiotic holding call. Field goal unit is questionable with two different kickers to have struggled. McGuire holding on to his time outs and not going for the win was a real head scratcher. Also, he put in QB3 (Morton) on the last couple of series. Of course, he was moving the ball then promptly threw an INT. This year Tech probably struggles to win five games. With some better OL help and a healthy, experienced QB, they will likely do much better next year. I would think Texas wins by double digits.