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    Man as much as I'd like it to be Chiefs, the D isn't good enough. They'll win it next year though on the 50th anniversary of their only title so I'm calling that one now. I guess Rams over Jax for this one.
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    In my part of Houston the 2nd line was "Come on (name), beat that white!" Of course the person who was named in that line wasn't liked as much as "that white."
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    2018 Shart Thread

    Monty86 replied to Roofle's topic in Lulz

    I assume you haven't reached your late-40s / early 50s yet? If not just be patient, your time is coming.
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    Lulz. But in all seriousness, I don't buy greeting cards from anywhere but Dollar General. Most are $1 and you can find quite a few for fiddy cents.
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    Only time I was in the Woo was probably 82 or 83, Roundup parade day. The gay float was bombarded by beer bottles that year.
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    I'm in the country also, so yes I piss outside on the regular. Was pissing in my chicken coop yesterday and three dumb-ass hens come running up thinking the splash was insects or something. No fucks given, I soaked 'em all until they figured it out and ran away.
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    I'm still trying to figure out what a park parameter is. Anyone?
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    Q: What do Germans make when they get hold of string? A: A bunch of knotsies. Q: What is a lesbian's favorite construction method? A: Tongue and groove. Q: What did one lesbian frog say to the other? A: Hey we really do taste like chicken! Q: What's brown and sits on a piano bench? A: Beethoven's Last Movement Q: Who wrote the book How to Catch Butterflies? A: Annette Andajar
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    This is known in my home as The #2 Prelude by Franz Shitbert. And am I weird, or does 3-5 minutes to take a shit seem awfully long? You make it seem like that's a world-record setting pace. Goddamn get in do your bidness and GTFO.

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