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hayden_horn

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  1. it is as ominous as all that though. he knows exactly how to say what he's saying. it's how he did jan 6. like, exactly how he did it
  2. lol elon didn't want an interview he wanted a blowjob. also tesla is one of those stocks where the fundamentals never mattered
  3. the fuck have yall been? i used to send money to managua via western union to some random person to fund my online offshore account i had in college 25 fucking years ago. made a ton of beer money off that thank you dallas stars especially
  4. she's seen that dude's o face willingly on multiple occasions. i can never take her seriously again. oh also she totes got elon into the hard drugs. allegedly.
  5. well holy shit we gonna get naoch or both tacos or what
  6. well this is fucking hilarious no matter who posted it goddammit that's funny
  7. i think he's trying to differentiate his English from his Latin from his Portuguese by changing his accent. I dunno
  8. it doesnt have to make sense. does it make you scream "im not owned im not owned" as you shrink and transform into a corn cob? MISSION ACCOMPLISHED LIBS OWNED
  9. it is incredible how out of touch they are. the optics of putting a rising woman star in...a...kitchen...talking...BUT WHATABOUTTHECHILDREN? bullshit
  10. it's so bad. come into my gigantic white person house and i will connect to you with wesley and ridgeway
  11. if this was a man they'd call him hysterical
  12. what about the global caliphate? PRAYER RUGS IN MEXICO YALL
  13. I am high af but this cracked me up i drive around austin every day wondering when that border invasion is going to show up
  14. holy fucking shit what the hell is this rich white lady talking about? republicans...yall are forfeiting decades of influence for an orange shitgibbon this border crisis has me worried af in my huge kitchen in austin myself for sure
  15. lol. wesley and i are worried in our huge fucking kitchen
  16. wow this is an interesting choice for rebuttal
  17. oh yeah remember when mitch mcconnell rebooted on live television?
  18. lol yeah. biden killed it and that's where he's at his best - fighting and jabbing. call me old and infirm at your peril he said I'll come for your entire fucking family
  19. i mean If we can't make old men on horse racing stimulant jokes during this entire election cycle then i ask you sir, IS THIS STILL AMERICA
  20. cnn asking the important question: did biden meet the moment? the other fucking guy is a clown who pisses his pants on the regular also this too old shit allows biden to counterpunch and he's a great fucking puncher
  21. i want whatever lasix they gave the president
  22. this guy? he's fucking killing it but i guess he stuttered a few times or something
  23. yes and worth every penny and more
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