Everything posted by hayden_horn
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Rotten Tomatoes Payola
while I'm not surprised, at all, it constantly amazes me when people or companies do this shit. you're rotten tomatoes, you have carved out a pretty significant piece of consumer mindshare based on honest reviews and you throw it all away for...? what? more, i guess. it's always more.
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"the bear" - new series on fx
honestly, i still can't figure out the fucking money in the tomato sauce cans, and i still don't care all that much because the rest of the writing about the characters is so good.
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Did Mitch just have (another) stroke?
that's what the freezes were... just cold reboots
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Mass Shootings
oh they are trying that as well
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Abbott being Abbott
that guy is a walking red flag. Jesus. right out of central casting
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The Rudy Thread
nah that makes it all the better. if you know you know
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i think the kids call that "having the receipts"
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Blastfurnace 2023
i don't know but gretna kick your ass
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The Rudy Thread
honestly, i'll never get over the four seasons thing. that administration fucked us all up in many ways, but goddamn could they sometimes deliver the funny. that it was so often at their own expense made it so much sweeter.
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Did Mitch just have (another) stroke?
just a friendly reminder that telling people to off themselves on this here internet message board is against the rules, so let's just be careful. thanks!
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Mass Shootings
this is according to atcems:
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Mass Shootings
stupid people also make stupid posts. holy shit, batman. i also read your subsequent posts. they do not get much better. comparing a (legally bought, in most cases) ar-15 to a knife, a car, a hammer, a fucking rock is serious self-delusion zone. or flat out dishonest. i haven't figured which.
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Carpetbagging weasel faced smarmy little bitch, Ted Cruz
yall defending shiner beer know you're defending a way of life that stopped existing like a quarter century ago, right? shiner is garbage, and it says a lot about the state of beer in the mid 90s when it was the thing to drink.
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Carpetbagging weasel faced smarmy little bitch, Ted Cruz
' iykyk
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Carpetbagging weasel faced smarmy little bitch, Ted Cruz
i always love it when non beer drinking politicians get all beer hard. the way he's handling that beer bottle makes it pretty clear he hasn't had a beer outside of a glass recently. if at all.
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2023 Tropical Storm and Hurricane thread
maybe consider that a lot of folks in this country are not liquid enough to float a couple weeks at a hotel. maybe think about the fact that a lot of folks in this country have the majority of their wealth tied up in their real estate, such as it is, or in their belongings. maybe imagine facing the prospect of actually losing everything you own whilst your back account has maybe $100 in it because it's the end of the month and payday is tomorrow or friday for a lot of folks living paycheck to paycheck. imagine for a second being in a situation where it seems more rational and reasonable to stay and protect what you can rather than drive...somewhere and become homeless in your car until sometime when your service job becomes available again or you can find work soon to finance both deductibles and repairs to fix your living situation. just imagine for a second living a life where there is no place to go and no safeguards for your well being.
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Mass Shootings
fucking lawn darts yall
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Prescription drug prices discussion
so, old people drugs, cool.
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Texans, Fire Up Your VPNs/Present Your Government ID to View Porn Online (Now they want to ban all porn nation-wide)
yeah, and i know you know this, but that's because this law isn't about his stated policy goal at all, he's just engaging the talking points about it. when someone asks you to think of the children, you should be immediately suspect of that motherfucker. it's not about the kids. fuck them kids. it's about control. it's always about control.
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i had a secret meeting in the basement of my brain
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Blastfurnace 2023
it felt positively chilly down south of austin when that cold front brought us just below 100. i loved it. that's where we are. and i can't say what i think about this summer vs 2011. not right now. but let's get this shit over with, fuck
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Desantis is a POS and needs his own thread
ron: hmm, they are booing, oh, shit, well, i guess she's taking the mic. what's her name again? i don't know, but these people are sure maed at me. okay, look like that was planned. we're okay with this. i think. i don't know. look normal. what's normal look like? i don't really know, so i'ma just stand here and look like a potato casey: oh, fuck, these people are booing this useless ass husband of mine. i can't even look at him, oh my god that bitch just took his microphone, where's my trusted black guy in this sea of angry blacks, oh there you are big man, can you believe this shit, you told me this would be alright we're just trying to help FUCK! okay, casey, don't forget, smile real big, even when the cock is right in your ass!
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Mass Shootings
you are a joke. sorry but you are a fucking joke. Your party is a joke and you can take your guns and shove them all the way up your asshole. eat shit.
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EPL 2023/24: Oil, Money and Power
jesus fucking christ talk about finding a way to fucking lose
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Lina Hidalgo
i was told by a relative that "if i believed that, then i believed lina hidalgo runs things around here." a more daring relative asked the gentleman kindly "wait, i'm confused then, who does run harris county?" and he sort of smirked and gasped at the same time while turning on his heel and saying "oh, you know who!" classic stuff. anyways, i've been a fan of hidalgo's for awhile. hate to see anything stick to her, but damn if they aren't trying, so she's doing a metric fuckton correctly, imo