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hayden_horn

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  1. so, old people drugs, cool.
  2. yeah, and i know you know this, but that's because this law isn't about his stated policy goal at all, he's just engaging the talking points about it. when someone asks you to think of the children, you should be immediately suspect of that motherfucker. it's not about the kids. fuck them kids. it's about control. it's always about control.
  3. it felt positively chilly down south of austin when that cold front brought us just below 100. i loved it. that's where we are. and i can't say what i think about this summer vs 2011. not right now. but let's get this shit over with, fuck
  4. ron: hmm, they are booing, oh, shit, well, i guess she's taking the mic. what's her name again? i don't know, but these people are sure maed at me. okay, look like that was planned. we're okay with this. i think. i don't know. look normal. what's normal look like? i don't really know, so i'ma just stand here and look like a potato casey: oh, fuck, these people are booing this useless ass husband of mine. i can't even look at him, oh my god that bitch just took his microphone, where's my trusted black guy in this sea of angry blacks, oh there you are big man, can you believe this shit, you told me this would be alright we're just trying to help FUCK! okay, casey, don't forget, smile real big, even when the cock is right in your ass!
  5. you are a joke. sorry but you are a fucking joke. Your party is a joke and you can take your guns and shove them all the way up your asshole. eat shit.
  6. jesus fucking christ talk about finding a way to fucking lose
  7. i was told by a relative that "if i believed that, then i believed lina hidalgo runs things around here." a more daring relative asked the gentleman kindly "wait, i'm confused then, who does run harris county?" and he sort of smirked and gasped at the same time while turning on his heel and saying "oh, you know who!" classic stuff. anyways, i've been a fan of hidalgo's for awhile. hate to see anything stick to her, but damn if they aren't trying, so she's doing a metric fuckton correctly, imo
  8. if I've learned one thing from starting up late and getting stoned and watching ancient aliens, is that you can say whatever batshit you want and as long as you are just asking questions, you're all good. "some ancient alien theorists think that..."
  9. for fucking real. it wasn't just a flppant throwaway line either. he's thought about what sort of gold domed suite vlad might offer him, without realizing that vlad might go full khal drogo dothraki on his ass and give him the gold dome: vlad is not a nice person. surely trump knows this, but for some reason he thinks that he'll be treated "in kind" by evil dictators around the globe.
  10. i won't even vote for a judge who wants to identify as republican even out of political necessity. i'm a hard fuck you to republicans and i used to be a pretty friendly local vote.
  11. man, all i did was sneak up behind my guy and smash his head into the pe clothes baskets.
  12. um, i was led to understand that there is money in the banana stand.
  13. class was.... .... .... ... .... .... NOT added.
  14. man did i love to make fun of his writing especially during the mack years. but he was a good one. RIP good sir.
  15. what's interesting about fishes was how normal that all seemed to me. my wife had to pause it three or four times to catch her breath. and i realized, fuck, if that shit is normalized to me, then what kind of fucked up trauma am i dealing with?
  16. the most concerning number there is the 74.2 million. the fuck are 11.2 million MORE people voting for trump after his disaster of a term? i get a ferw more here and there and covid was a major complicating factor that made people a little bit woowoo about shit, but that rings alarm bells for me. maybe they are the ones doing the voter fraud.
  17. this is why you never never never never shake a baby. oh shit wait
  18. i think what happened is that dude was writing his memoir or whatever, got to the part about the movie, and his ghost writer or whoever was all "so, what'd you get out of that windfall?" and oher was all "not really, anything, now that i think about it. that's kind of fucked up, given the amount of attention that movie got me" and so he started looking into it and started feeling robbed when he started putting the pieces together. the parents didn't do it for the money, though. they did it for the access. they are like demigods as boosters at ole miss now, i bet. you cannot put a price on that. i'm willing to bet they took the money like my parents took my $5k CD (dating myself) when i was a kid. they never viewed at as stealing because it was them that got me that money or whatever. bot no one talked to me about it. i was later lamely told (and accepted) that was the cost of mom's hand me down car. $7k in a bank or wheels right now? math is easy for a teenager, and the parents talk themselves into it because they've given more in value than the perceived $$$ at play. ie, if they weren't so generous with their time by picking up the kid from the dumpster or whatever, he wouldn't have an nfl career, so this is a drop in the bucket, right? so i'm not willing to burn the parents at the stake here. like anything else, it was people not talking to each other. how could the conservatorship still be in play? sag residuals? fuck if i know. i know the parents did him wrong on this deal, but he's also got new people in his ear talking to him about how they ripped him off.
  19. i mean, we all really know it when we think about it, but it's alarming that draft anythings can be used against anyone. i draft many posts in this here computer machine that i deem too nasty or whatever to actually hit "submit." thought is not a crime. thinking a thing is not a crime. drafting a thing (and not sending it) is along the lines of thinking a thing, imo. edit: please note i'm not talking about submitting a thing and later deleting it after people have seen it. that's called "regret" and it's a different thing altogether.
  20. i cannot imagine the strategy behind it. but it does have precedent: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mafia_Commission_Trial who prosecuted that trial? a fucking named defendant in this trial. this fucking simulation.
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