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The Gimp

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  1. The Gimp
    I think the NFL only allows flexing when you prevent a first down?
  2. The Gimp
    A lady down the street from us spent a few days in the local ICU after a bite. They had previously also nearly lost their cocker spaniel to a bite.
  3. The Gimp
    Against air.
  4. The Gimp
    Turn out the lights, the party’s over!
  5. The Gimp
    Maybe part of Jimbo’s compensation?
  6. The Gimp
    NCAA will get around to Baylor when they're through punishing all those Adidas schools!
  7. The Gimp
    I think that I would have been paranoid as to how the F***** got in there.
  8. The Gimp
    Guess she lost her bag delivery franchise.
  9. The Gimp

    Time to visit Waco

    The Gimp replied to skipperj's topic in Lulz

    Damn, I was moving around on you guys’ turf. My mom moved us over onto McKenzie in 1969. Commuted across town so I could finish at LaVega in 1970.
  10. The Gimp
    They're gonna need a bigger bag of dicks.
  11. The Gimp
    With nail polish?
  12. The Gimp
    My wife saw a dude at the local Home Depot early on in the pandemic with this solution.
  13. The Gimp
    Power move by Jimbo!
  14. The Gimp
    If that’s wrong then I don’t want to be right!
  15. The Gimp
    Or a fuck lion.
  16. The Gimp
    Bring on the cubes!
  17. The Gimp
    I’m hoping Saban hangs it up if he wins it all this year and Strong gets handed the gig.
  18. The Gimp
    Power moves. Got them right where we want them!
  19. The Gimp
    The 13th man!
  20. The Gimp
    Women weaken legs. I’ll be in my trunk.
  21. The Gimp
    Was it because of Gideon?
  22. The Gimp
    or 20XX.
  23. The Gimp
    Only if we defer his salary for this year.
  24. The Gimp
    I'd use a 3 wood.
  25. The Gimp
    aTm class of 2027!

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