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The Gimp

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Everything posted by The Gimp

  1. Out of season?
  2. Wonder if Jimbo is sitting in his home office sipping bourbon and wondering why Scott Woodward hasn't returned his phone calls?
  3. Sometimes you just gotta put your faith in Darwin.
  4. ‘Bout tree fiddy.
  5. I haz confused. I thought I was in the fall camp thread, but this seems to be the “I’m an alcoholic “ thread.
  6. Paging Randolph Duke to the white courtesy phone.
  7. Seems I remember Arkie parting with their over screwing around.
  8. Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Let's not get crazy here!
  9. I’m gonna find Phlegm and neg him for starting this shitshow.
  10. Might have been what he thought when he read the tea leaves.
  11. I haven’t seen offensive futility like that since Shawn Watson was our OC.
  12. Maybe still negotiating the size of the bag?
  13. Dear Penthouse, also username does not checkout.
  14. The Gimp replied to Washpark's topic in Food and Travel
    Had Heim on White Settlement this weekend. Pretty tasty. Second the burnt ends.
  15. Now this man earned a Mexican plate!
  16. Sounds like daddy98 has been grading tape.
  17. Did the article mention why SHE had a ****in beard?
  18. Didn't Donald Trump call you last year?
  19. The Gimp replied to skipperj's topic in Lulz
    Or Zoo hot or not?
  20. I remember something from back then that he loved quarter horses.
  21. Could be lube.
  22. I think the NFL only allows flexing when you prevent a first down?
  23. A lady down the street from us spent a few days in the local ICU after a bite. They had previously also nearly lost their cocker spaniel to a bite.
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