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The Gimp

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  1. Anybody catch the WFAA bit on Tender Smokehouse in Celina? Any of the Shag experts been there?
  2. This guy f***ks!
  3. You sir, I like. I like the cut of your jib.
  4. Play on, Playa!
  5. When is his OV with us?
  6. Anal enema?
  7. Sorry for partying.
  8. Matt Leinart, come on down!
  9. This guy gets it!
  10. At a cardiac arrest, the first procedure is to take your own pulse. Samuel Shem, “The House of God”.
  11. Front or back?
  12. Most Fridays I meet a few Friends at Hooters for a couple of beers. Today as I’m leaving work I grab my phone to text someone and get the message “11 minutes to Hooters. Traffic is light”.
  13. Or Ron Jeremy?
  14. If twice a month is wrong, I don’t want to be right.
  15. Munching on foliage? Might be deer.
  16. Probably everybody just sitting around the table taking turns with their personal story of the time they had to slap a bitch.
  17. No need to drag me into this.
  18. Only seems fair. His subscribers are.
  19. Needs more liquid smoke.
  20. Everybody dropped out on the Democratic ticket. He was the only Republican who ran against Reyna. A guy wanted to run as an independent but didn’t get his paperwork in on time.
  21. Without Reveille1 there could never be Reveille2.
  22. Shaggy, Surly, and OB?
  23. We called it ‘maul ball’.
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