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"oh shit, better go get some players"

WTF is happening? Baylor called a timeout?

4th and 40! GO FOR IT

The fact is that aggy is at best a mediocre G5 football program. Their shitty facilities, history, recruiting, and donor base all fit in better in a G5 conference than real college football. That never happened because they rode our coattails for a century and then lucked out with their SEC move. With us moving to the SEC and the climate changing I'd venture aggy is pushed down to a G5 conference within the next 10 years.

Am I supposed to be ashamed of how I was born???

This shows just how aggy lacks any national relevance whatsoever. If you take out their donations - which are mostly driven by a handful of people who only have money because grandpa's land has oil under it - they drop even further down the rankings. 3 factors are working against them going forward: those oil donors know their days of being wealthy are numbered, aggy has really shot their wad donation-wise on a coach who is about to bail and a stadium that's universally deemed one of the worst in the country, and the fact that the remainder of their graduate base skew to the dramatically low-end side of the earning scale. This also doesn't even take in to account the fact that us joining the SEC brings a huge TV base in Texas that aggy was supposedly supposed to be bringing with them a decade ago. You have to think the other current SEC west teams are sick of giving them an equal payout and having their LOWEST TV rated conference game be vs. aggy year after year after year.

Leipold has a lot on the line here - if he notches a second win this year he will be on pace to best their last 5 coaches' starts

Hopefully I find the best hole later. At least tonight won’t be a complete write off.

I wonder if our new friends at the SEC are weighing in here as well. With our move to the SEC aggy brings nothing to the table and is essentially diluting the (soon to be increased) pool of money the SEC distributes. aggy has been at best mediocre in the SEC and most SEC opponents already see their lowest in-conference TV ratings against them. If they become even more a creampuff does the SEC use this turmoil to push them down to a G5 conference where they belong?

Truthfully, watching you wax the hairs on your balls would probably be less painful than watching this game.

I don't know either but she's hot so there's that.

Hey I feel like stabbing myself with a spoon too but that's a bit much. Keep in mind of the 15 teams with the best chance to make the playoff, 4 are from the Big 12. When we move we will struggle with alabama, georgia when we play them, and blowu, but the rest of the SEC is garbage. The Big 12 top isn't as good as the SEC top teams but the average is waaaay higher. A bad year for us in the SEC is 3 losses.

That is not a fucking fumble. Come on

Sark likes to netflix and chill with the team!

Seconded

Do you also have many leather bound books about objectivity and does your apartment smell of rich mahogany?

This looks like Jimbo wishing he had the stones to have gotten the good job in the state. Also note which coach likes his job enough to wear his team's gear....

I'm sick of people being so negative. This is stupid. Sure it could be 11am but kickoff could also be 11:05, 11:07, or even 11:12.

If you are willing to rethink the whole not going to Waco thing I've heard the Twin Peaks there really pops on game day.

Hey Kudos to the aggy for moving up to larger animals that can better defend themselves

You have to admit it is weird when one of the players is infused right there on the field. Also holy shit both of these teams freaking suck. We are going to run a train on the SEC.

and what's even more pathetic is they probably end up 7-5 after their "victory" tonight lol

LOUD NOISES

After reviewing this post I now understand that Saban will be returning, correct?

I thought OU said they wanted to continue but OSU has OOC concerns or something (sound familiar). Honestly not continuing would be the smart move for OSU. If they play OU essentially gets an honorable cream puff game and OSU gets an L.