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  1. I'll try to make this as short as possible. In our Austin house, we've heard children's voices, that intense feeling of air being displaced as someone walks right behind you, loud footsteps, and other manifestations in our house for years. Including seeing dirty, child-sized handprints on the ceiling on our tiny square attic crawlspace door that has no pull-down ladder or anything. Other stuff I won't even say because it sounds absurd if you hadn't witnessed it. To the extent we'd joke about it with each other, because we never really felt threatened... but it was undeniable. Even asked neighbors about the history of the house. At some point, my spouse randomly told me, without connecting things apparently, "have I ever told you the background of this painting?" We have this awesome abstract painting spouse bought a couple of years before we moved in together. It seems to be a pregnant figure rising up out of dark water, almost kind of angelic or supernatural. Spouse bought this direct from the artist who lived in Austin at the time, and would google her every once in a while to see what work she'd done/what she was up to. The artist moved away and then... the last time spouse googled her, came up with this: https://www.vtcng.com/stowereporter/archives/wolcott-family-deaths-ruled-murders-suicide/article_9a0fa235-b9c0-5ed3-9bd7-e9e634380baf.html I'm just like... we have little kid ghosts in the house, you never thought to tell me that?? Can a painting be a portal, I don't know... but it's sad and creepy. We love our ghosts though, they are family.
  2. Right. It's giving "Fraud Guarantee" vibes.
  3. I think Abbott's statement is meant to convey that attendees will be surveilled and doxxed, whether this will actually happen or not
  4. I am quite confident the "BiDeN CrImE FamiLY!!" anti-corruption crusaders will be all over this.
  5. Amazing job with the Laura Loomer costume --- damn she scary
  6. No, no, it's because he wasn't "grateful" enough! To the country that so generously allowed him to be in that position! Not racist at all.....
  7. that kinda thing seems to be all the rage these days
  8. Picturing it like that scene where all the international assassins in disguise are bumbling around trying to kill Detective Clouseau.
  9. Sweetwater makes me want to vomit in terror and depression. Beyond the obvious-- flat, backwards-ass hellscape of nothingness and despair-- they should all burn for the way they treat their rattlesnakes. I'm serious, no living creature should be subjected to that heinous shit. Sick mf'ers
  10. Patriots vs. Rioters. So subtle
  11. what is this hobbs on hobbs violence
  12. no option for McCallum's finest, Luke Dunham?
  13. Little known fact: Major is a dick.
  14. It will be a moment of muffled screaming for me. /Carlin
  15. I always wonder why people referring to covid vaccines now, generally in the course of questioning them, only ever contemplate the MRNA ones... everyone seems to forget that the J&J shot was developed from older technology-- and had a shit-ton more problems than Pfizer/Moderna mrna ones.
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