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ChuckNorrisActionJeans

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  1. I'll try to make this as short as possible. In our Austin house, we've heard children's voices, that intense feeling of air being displaced as someone walks right behind you, loud footsteps, and other manifestations in our house for years. Including seeing dirty, child-sized handprints on the ceiling on our tiny square attic crawlspace door that has no pull-down ladder or anything. Other stuff I won't even say because it sounds absurd if you hadn't witnessed it. To the extent we'd joke about it with each other, because we never really felt threatened... but it was undeniable. Even asked neighbors about the history of the house. At some point, my spouse randomly told me, without connecting things apparently, "have I ever told you the background of this painting?" We have this awesome abstract painting spouse bought a couple of years before we moved in together. It seems to be a pregnant figure rising up out of dark water, almost kind of angelic or supernatural. Spouse bought this direct from the artist who lived in Austin at the time, and would google her every once in a while to see what work she'd done/what she was up to. The artist moved away and then... the last time spouse googled her, came up with this: https://www.vtcng.com/stowereporter/archives/wolcott-family-deaths-ruled-murders-suicide/article_9a0fa235-b9c0-5ed3-9bd7-e9e634380baf.html I'm just like... we have little kid ghosts in the house, you never thought to tell me that?? Can a painting be a portal, I don't know... but it's sad and creepy. We love our ghosts though, they are family.
  2. Right. It's giving "Fraud Guarantee" vibes.
  3. I think Abbott's statement is meant to convey that attendees will be surveilled and doxxed, whether this will actually happen or not
  4. I am quite confident the "BiDeN CrImE FamiLY!!" anti-corruption crusaders will be all over this.
  5. Amazing job with the Laura Loomer costume --- damn she scary
  6. No, no, it's because he wasn't "grateful" enough! To the country that so generously allowed him to be in that position! Not racist at all.....
  7. that kinda thing seems to be all the rage these days
  8. Picturing it like that scene where all the international assassins in disguise are bumbling around trying to kill Detective Clouseau.
  9. Sweetwater makes me want to vomit in terror and depression. Beyond the obvious-- flat, backwards-ass hellscape of nothingness and despair-- they should all burn for the way they treat their rattlesnakes. I'm serious, no living creature should be subjected to that heinous shit. Sick mf'ers
  10. Patriots vs. Rioters. So subtle
  11. what is this hobbs on hobbs violence
  12. no option for McCallum's finest, Luke Dunham?
  13. Little known fact: Major is a dick.
  14. It will be a moment of muffled screaming for me. /Carlin
  15. I always wonder why people referring to covid vaccines now, generally in the course of questioning them, only ever contemplate the MRNA ones... everyone seems to forget that the J&J shot was developed from older technology-- and had a shit-ton more problems than Pfizer/Moderna mrna ones.
  16. let's stop pussyfooting around -- just say it out loud in public that Trump molested you at Epstein's place, let's get this shit rolling.
  17. good thing you're already there
  18. Was it here that someone said rfk jr. looks like a shaved chimp? Because it's true and I can't unsee it.
  19. It's too late, imo. Electing Trump and giving him both branches of Congress is fatal. Courts are hamstrung or compromised, and Dems have no legitimate power to stop anything, and they won't take any illegitimate power.
  20. who is her husband and is the whole Corey Lewandowski thing still going on? How'd that die down so easily
  21. It is already an eternal stain on the Senate to have confirmed this moronic, malicious nutcase. Fucking hell... just a calamity.
  22. Wow that checks out ... all this time since I ever first saw her, I've marveled at the fact she literally looks mentally challenged. Like empty-eyed and sub-freezing IQ being led through gimp HEB-level. I get that the attention she garners is not about her face. But in the jeans ad, you have to look at her face... and this is touted as the master race, er good genes, er jeans
  23. I certainly wouldn't assume that Kamala not running for gov means she will run for Pres, at all.
  24. I know this is a stupid question but how is mid-decade redistricting based on nothing whatsoever even legal?
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