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ChuckNorrisActionJeans

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  1. Theater performers banning other theater performers. I think they're jealous of the competition.
  2. I still can't quite believe this isn't 1984-era Victoria Jackson doing an SNL skit
  3. Maybe just me, but this seems like an odd thing for the coroner to say publicly, especially at this point. Seems unnecessary and just more painful for the families. But, coroners are a different bunch...
  4. True. But I assume its more a reference to the Jerri Blank character?
  5. The second sentence contains two errors.
  6. Is Sark's thinking that pulling QE would hurt his confidence and progression? Because putting him in into infinity when it just isn't working is going to help his confidence??? No it's gonna keep killing it. Card can make some decent shorter throws and he can run a bit when needed, why the fuck don't we switch it up rather than keep taking obviously impending losses??
  7. oh... the Adam Levine girl
  8. "Laxalt" is a good name for someone awaiting a [ballot] dump.
  9. Hi Jason! There's this Nigerian prince who's loaded but he needs your help...
  10. Montana is such a gorgeous place, and obviously more hospitable than this TX stranglehold. Nothing but "family" holds me to this shithole that would actually reelect a criminal as State Attorney General
  11. I think any non-R candidate for high statewide office hoping for success will have to run as an independent and not a D. That's how far off we are, the D label will always be an absolute hard no to the rurals. And the peaceful self-selection idea would be nice except it'll always be the "haves" sorting into bluer states, while the have-nots left behind in the cities will suffer and chafe under the rule of their overlords into perpetuity.
  12. Aggravated assault means a deadly weapon was used. White Claw..... um ok whatever
  13. https://truthout.org/articles/georgias-governor-deputized-gop-vigilantes-to-challenge-149000-voters/ Can someone explain to me like I'm five, how this isn't quite literally about to result in Herschel's coronation? The margin in that race is way slimmer. They challenged damn near 150,000 voters with nothing of substance to back it, who have lost their constitutional right to vote in Georgia unless they personally went and proved otherwise? W. T. F. How in the fuck does everyone across the country not know about this shit? Should be screamed across the headlines.
  14. Just some criminal mischief to disable a young woman's car so she's vulnerable to whatever you want to do. Not sociopathic at all, from the law and order folks.
  15. The DNC couldn't help Rochelle Garza out a bit to fund a legit campaign? Pathetic that we're about to reinstall this one-man crime wave as the top law enforcement official. I guess everyone has written this state off, and I'm about there. Would be happy to be wrong.
  16. so what's Patterson up to these days? I see zero signs of improvement
  17. That's all? Doesn't seem that great to me
  18. are you voting a TX ballot?
  19. I like the end where they show the faces of the persecuted. Really tugs on the heartstrings.
  20. It's maddening. Like this whole narrative that the D's are about to get crushed because inflation, with the "electorate" trusting the R's more on economy than the D's despite the clear track record of R's being irresponsible and cratering the economy and D's bailing them out. Just irrational as hell. We are a hurr durr society.
  21. Not much to add except I worked on the appeals of both David and Stacy Cary -- the other side of the coin from Judge Wooten, in that any "bribes" offered weren't actually bribes or illegal. Some of the most convoluted, yet pretty transparently wrong stuff I've ever worked on. Screw Collin County (my home county, yay), Paxton, Abbott, and all the cockroaches. Also, didn't know that David Cary was killed in a bike accident not that long ago. What a sad story.
  22. Paul having an affair with a groyper half his age? That checks out.
  23. my #1 for a band name right now is from a headline with a typo: Violet Mob
  24. JFC the stranglehold of one-party rule in this state is killing us
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