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ChuckNorrisActionJeans

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Everything posted by ChuckNorrisActionJeans

  1. Disgusting. So any idiot loser nut can get on SBOE, even if they just got kicked off a school board. Great.
  2. That sucks, as Dave makes the band as much as Perry. I admit I kind of side-eye his health reasons based on his history, but will always give empathy to someone who discovered his mom brutally murdered when he was just a teen.
  3. Ask Ted Cruz's daughter
  4. I've always just found him to be a shallow contrarian and a misogynist. He sucks ass.
  5. Hims just needs some hugs, instead he ostracized for bloody snoot
  6. Jesus Christ is he a fucking whiner. Can't listen to his bullshit voice even if he weren't lying to the public.
  7. I was actually just thinking, never noticed before how penis-like his nose is. Esp. in profile.
  8. So we're all good without any reform of Robin Hood/school funding, and we'll just bleed more money out of public education with voucher nonsense? Cool cool Race to the bottom at hand
  9. True story: Jimmy Johnson bullied Janis Joplin in high school and doesn't regret it.
  10. Touch DNA is a lot less valuable and reliable for identifying a particular person than blood, semen, etc. A good defense attorney can make some hay out of it if it's only touch DNA.
  11. Good for them for getting out. North Texas needs to clean its house in a big way. There should be consequences for the absurd amount of racism in that area -- says me, a former resident who has to visit now and then
  12. No -- chest compressions are critical. It's the breathing into the person that they said you could hold off on somewhat (lots of people don't want to do that part) but my understanding is you really should.
  13. to me, he looks more like an evil Perry Farrell.
  14. Do they even know about this -- that is, is Fox News ignoring this or are they bragging about it? My mom had no idea about Paxton's transgender list gathering, and questioned whether that was made up... because obviously Fox etc. isn't going to showcase that shit
  15. I'm more and more struck with Sark's TinTin hairdo
  16. Wow that's not even his real name either. Actual name is Santos L. Halper
  17. have you asked about how there's anything left on earth with all the cats everywhere?
  18. And she looks real sane too. When the Nazis are on your side, you're on the wrong side. Not complicated.
  19. why would anyone have their hair like that on purpose?
  20. Not surprising he's hobnobbing with this bunch. He literally and explicitly vowed revenge against those he perceived as his political enemies, in his damned confirmation hearing. Unfit hack.
  21. For whatever it's worth (will amount to nada), that former evangelical guy who said Alito leaked Hobby Lobby testified before Congress today https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/robert-schenck-supreme-court-testimony-leak-b2241810.html
  22. at first I was like, huh? then I was like "oh yeah"
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