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ChuckNorrisActionJeans

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  1. Number one qualification requirement for the job of top law enforcement official should of course be : Not. A. Criminal. Still wonder how Jaworski would have come out against Paxton and why he had such a poor primary showing.
  2. This is possibly #1 of things that make me so angry that I have to just step away for the sake of my mental health. Since R's are so "concerned" about paying for things, this needs to be plastered on billboards all across the state. And yet, the one-eyed crime spree would still win.
  3. looks like another tiny hands guy too
  4. Yep. I guess if you're a trumper, courts will make your argument for you. His claimed exception is bullshit anyway and all this does is add to interminable delays, playing right into their tiny hands.
  5. Zimmerman did not contest abusing his minor daughter, with whom he now has no relationship. A total piece of shit, so of course he's still bouncing around as an R candidate.
  6. Jared is just the same type of sociopath as his dad and as Trump is, crime family genes joining another crime family. Wonder if Javanka's kids have set any fires or mutilated any animals yet.
  7. You're in luck then, because no babies were or are being killed.
  8. Someone mentioned he's a manlet --- how short is he? He's got a mighty fat face for a little dude.
  9. The bolded is true and fuck your purposely obtuse pedantry
  10. "Do-nothing" is what they run on -- government is incompetent of course, so doing nothing is actually a plus and also owns the libs, who want to do something for people. Their voters want to identify as privileged so they imagine themselves as privileged, due to their hard work --and also as self-sufficient and a target for others' unearned desires. Narcissism works on a macroscopic scale. Easy grift.
  11. Goddamn, I even italicized my response for you. Again... Roe didn't do shit, in terms of causing some swell of outrage. Eventually, there was an orchestrated, disingenuous power grab to get Baptists to coalesce with catholics, after power brokers determined abortion could be weaponized to create a theocratic movement.
  12. Exactly my point-- evangelicals latched on later because they saw that the pro-fetus stance could align with their views of gender hierarchy and rigidity, and they saw this could help them gain power for a christofascist state. You agree with me but say I have brain damage ... interesting.
  13. As you are likely aware, it's the well-sourced and -researched truth. Your attempt at contrarian intellectual has deteriorated into petty, transparent insults.
  14. brisket beat me to it [surly equivalent of "Simpsons did it"?]
  15. Troll. It wasn't initiated by Roe, there was a concerted political strategy to sell "life begins at conception" to get the (previously not on-board) Baptist coalition onboard as pro-fetus along with the papists, so they could move together as power brokers in support of a christian theocratic state. Quite sure this isn't the first you've heard of this. But sure, grass-roots opposition to Roe (rolls eyes)
  16. posted by a teacher from an elementary school in my son's district, in response to some parents' comments today regarding the rainy day pickup: Please give us grace as we figure out how to keep your students safe in light of the Uvalde massacre & the new safety procedures we are working out. The first week of dismissal is always a bit messy and chaotic. We were told parents are supposed to wait outside and doors are to remain closed. We escort children out of the building to their families so essentially everyday is like rainy day dismissal at my campus.
  17. it's even worse than the recapture bullshit itself -- after the pitiful funding allotment the state sets per student is met in other districts, all those sweet extra millions of Austin's property taxes goes into the general fund. For Abbott to fuck around at the border with, do culture warring, or any other fucking thing he or the lege feels like doing. The state has a $27 bil surplus right now, and AISD is tens of millions in the red, so can't pay teacher salaries, meet special ed requirements, or fix all the failing AC systems. It's a fucking shell game that should be illegal.
  18. not the bump I was hoping for
  19. I knew someone would come with the provincial shoulder-check, but Houston 'burbs be Houston 'burbs to me.
  20. case in point: Briscoe Cain
  21. "Patriot Mobile" wtf. How does this company have all these spare dollars to throw around? Guess it's a nice distraction from the fact that internet porn is more easy and likely to be accessed by minors and way more egregious than words in a book
  22. "But no! It's not a 'Don't Say Gay' law! The queers are treated just like the normal kids, you just can't talk about sexy things!" --- dipshit Republican
  23. snek become igwanna!
  24. fuck that full-on fascist hamhock. His dreams of authoritarianism are more focused and less cartoonish than Trump's. Dangerous shit.
  25. and this excuse by Graham that he was just using his investigatory function in the course of potentially legislating mail-in ballots/certifying the election and such is total, transparent horseshit
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