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  1. ChuckNorrisActionJeans
    add the right to travel to the pile of constitutional rights SCOTUS won't enforce, so long as it's violated in service of preventing the constitutional right to abortion
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    Only indictment or death will satisfy me when I see this thread bumped.
  3. ChuckNorrisActionJeans
    My only experience with Marshall was being dragged to a church wedding there by my parents, for a friend of theirs. I was probably 8 or 9. They had some religiousy guy singing in a falsetto. It was horribad. My older brother leaned over and said "he sounds just like Gomer Pyle" (Jim Nabors had quite the singing career for a while). We both started laughing and it got to the point where our shoulders were shaking, tears streaming down, desperately trying to maintain some amount of control and not audibly bust out while our parents tried discretely pinching and thumping us because we were damn near ruining the wedding. Never been back to Marshall and no ragrets.
  4. ChuckNorrisActionJeans
    and supposedly reproduced with it [shudder]
  5. ChuckNorrisActionJeans
    Spoiler: he rapes his daughters
  6. ChuckNorrisActionJeans
    Hmm. I don't want to get into nitty gritty details but the experience of someone very close to me was they essentially turned everything inside out, using all tissue (apart from the orchiectomy). I thought that was the standard technique. Agree on the larger point here.
  7. ChuckNorrisActionJeans
    The ignoramuses (ignorami?) might be shocked to know that no appendage is chopped off in MTF gender-affirming surgery. But gotta sensationalize it ya know
  8. ChuckNorrisActionJeans
    I don't know if you've seen how a lot of schools are now, but my kid's school is so over-crowded that they're literally shoulder to shoulder shuffling/trudging through the halls ... if there was a freak-out, trampling is a real possibility. Plus, Omicron is way more contagious than Delta, which was way more contagious than the original. Any more questions, so-called Terry?
  9. ChuckNorrisActionJeans
    no possibility it's a manifestation of mental illness progressing? He's obviously pretty fucked in the head with his behavior and judgment, just saying
  10. ChuckNorrisActionJeans
    Oh man, you're right. I think Joe would have stood a better chance against Paxy than Rochelle Garza will, for at least a couple of reasons...
  11. ChuckNorrisActionJeans
    I'm happy to see it get uglier between Paxton and Bush, two absolute shitstains. Joe Jaworski for AG
  12. ChuckNorrisActionJeans
    Right, total radio silence on the whole adultery thing, never mind the corruption attendant to it. I think it's just no longer a problem for the right since Trump. Obviously would be a huge issue if a D stepped out on his wife, despite the fact the right still claims the moral high ground. There are no journalists willing to bring up such indelicate issues either.
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    I always wondered what it'd be like to for her be nominated for this absolute pinnacle position but know they guy putting you in is an embarrassment and also that you're being installed to overturn one specific legacy of the woman justice who was barely cold in the ground at that point. But I actually thought you were referring to the lunacy of finding a person fit as a Supreme Court Justice when that person explicitly and publicly eschewed impartiality in favor of announcing that the whole endeavor is means to an end for theocracy.
  14. ChuckNorrisActionJeans
    see also Alex Jones... looked 50 by age 30
  15. ChuckNorrisActionJeans
    Needs option E: What's an indictment?
  16. ChuckNorrisActionJeans
    Come on, her views completely align with theirs. Let's not overthink this.
  17. ChuckNorrisActionJeans
    No matter how many times it can be said that it was potentially against the Bidens' interests to have a different prosecutor in place by ousting Shokin, as he was NOT looking into Burisma, they will never absorb or acknowledge this because the entire Joe/Hunter corruption narrative is refuted by this. The most you might get is them looking at you like a dog looking at an algebra equation (well not my Husky, he's pretty good at solving for x)
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    If shenanigans were to be had, the valley would be the place for it. And Guzman can eat a bag. I've never been impressed with her in any way, and I work in the courts. And this display... there used to be an idea that you'd run for office because you had convictions and ideals (lol I know)
  19. ChuckNorrisActionJeans
    Fuck it. Just push the button and light up Beijing and Moscow from a mountain in Colorado. Everyone sucks, anyway. Maybe whatever survives can do better than we did. We'll make great pets!
  20. ChuckNorrisActionJeans
    THIS. It's an incredibly important distinction.
  21. ChuckNorrisActionJeans
    Hey guys. Guys! Everyone knows the time to wage war is when you're being kept fat and happy.
  22. ChuckNorrisActionJeans
    there need to be a laughing emoji that is neg rep, for posts like Sack's and just to make things more surly around here
  23. ChuckNorrisActionJeans
    I especially enjoy when the R's all of a sudden care about women's rights, as a basis to stomp on these oh-so malevolent and threatening transgender people -- gotta protect the women folk against the sick, twisted trans invading our sports and our bathrooms. I guess they truly care for us so much that they even have to protect us against ourselves due to our wanton ways of wanting to control our reproductive lives. Gender Role Control might be a good band name, but there's no doubt it applies to these authoritarian fucks. Tired, old playbook since forever.
  24. ChuckNorrisActionJeans
    Time to take my talents to wherever they celebrate freedom rather than freedumb
  25. ChuckNorrisActionJeans
    Wingnuts: Biden is laughably weak for "allowing" this to happen, not strong like Trump was. Also wingnuts: This is the right thing that's happening, Putin is the good guy here

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