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    Didn't Randy Moss quit in the middle of a game once?
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    What horrific deeds did she do in her previous life for this karma -- to be tethered to this chode, have THREE kids under 5 with him (with the necessary sexual acts that probably occurred more than three times), and have cancer at her age? Fuck. She must have been a lesser demon.
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    One of the worst both-sides I've seen
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    No way a SCOTUS with any half-assed awareness of preserving its legitimacy would seize on Thompson's comment as any basis for its ruling. No way in hell. Therein lies the rub. How hacky will they get? There are certainly many things I never thought I'd see without any consequences resulting, so.....
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    Yes, it's a "confession and avoidance" defense. The defendant admits to the elements of murder but asserts the legal justification of self-defense.
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    Well the Boomers took all that and decided they earned it all on their own and fuck everyone else. It's literally the premise underlying MAGA ('cause everything was great back then) and fuck everyone who can't replicate their incredible un-earned privilege under the current circumstances that the Republicans have wrought since the 70s/80s.
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    For one thing, a much bigger impact is the astronomical rise in college tuition/lessened state funding for state universities so that a BA is more out of reach for most without crushing student debt.
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    So you are in favor of access to abortion, I take it.
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    I guess the lack of upward mobility over the last several decades is just because people are lazy now, when they weren't before when we had policies that allowed for post-WW2 prosperity.
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    "The father of three shouldn't have kids unless he can afford them. It's immoral to expect others to pay for the care of offspring you chose to have." Why do males always disappear from the equation? Singles mothers who are the ones actually taking care of these kids < single dads who may or may not have anything to do with offspring. Your bias is obvious. And I bet you're "pro-life" too because the women (only the women) chose to open their legs so it's on them. What a sickeningly narrow world view. Cue Sack: "I don't like deadbeat dads hurr durr"
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    Has anyone been able to get hold of home tests in Austin? No stock of Binax anywhere that I can find.
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    which has the desirable side effect of keeping people stupid and mired in poverty
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    I had never thought about it before but R U 4 86? Yes please, bring it on
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    It's the LSD Church -- Latter Sammy Davis (Jr. Saints)
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    Niiice. The "it wasn't me" defense. Multiple sources identify the number. Rick: "Hey. It wasn't me." Seems like it'd be smarter, the way things are going, to just be a dick and say there was nothing wrong with what he did. He's gotten away with everything else so far.
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    This may be a dumb question. My spouse got the J&J gimp shot in March. Got a Moderna booster 6-8 weeks ago. Is there any synergistic effect with the J&J and Mrna booster, or is it just like you get the shit protection from J&J and then you're basically partially vaxxed with Moderna? I haven't found anything official that recommends J&J people get 2 shots of mrna to boost. Does she need another shot, esp. bc Omicron?
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    We came back after Thanksgiving (Cancun). The airport line was horrendously long, and eventually an airport employee walked around and took a look at peoples' vax cards and neg results before we got up to the check-in agent.
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    Rick Perry, one of the three amigos neck deep in all the Ukraine shit, can't keep away from sleaze and grift if his life depended on it
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    I believe the drug in question is RU-486, the actual abortion pill, rather than Plan B. So yes, Huffines and his lapdog Abbott will probably get on this right away.
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    Mother Egan's was for micks. The owner was even named Mick. Now we got the triple Mick connection. Serendipity
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    *or should I say black fetuses, because self-proclaimed pro-life people fetishize fetuses like they are puppies or something. The actual born babies, no thanks. It's fucking pathological.
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    Planned Parenthood is racist. Yes, that makes total sense -- that's the takeaway. Not that people of color might have fewer options in life financially and socially due to the legal and extralegal reverberations, through generations, of discrimination against them. Yes, we should definitely take away their options now, because we are most definitely, certainly not racist NOW, and we deeply, truly care very very much about black babies in our society.
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    Whatsa matter you..... gotta no respect.... aw shaddup you face
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    I remember that one too, we were driving south out of DFW after visiting family for Christmas, just as shit was hitting the fan.

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