After all this time in my central-ish Austin bubble, I finally encountered one of these nutters in the wild.
The fam and I went out to eat last night. Some rando guy from another table saw my son eating with his mask down under his chin (kid's 11 and we're not doing any indoor dining...you have to go thru the restaurant to get seated on the patio, so we have masks). He comes over and stands over me and gets right up close in my face (both of us maskless) and says, "I was told to tell you that you have a beautiful son." [Cue my hackles starting to rise].
Me: Oh, thank you.
Him: But that mask isn't what's going to protect him.
Me: Uh...we're just following the science. And he's too young to get vaccinated.
Him: Well God is looking out for him (can't recall exact dialogue, was already a couple margs in)
Me: Dude....he's not even wearing it right now, because we're outside, eating.
Him: I know. But it doesn't do anything. And I was just compelled to tell you.
Me: You said you were told to tell me...by who?
Him: ...the Holy Spirit.
Me: Uh ok, man. Whatever.
That was kind of it, he went back to sit with his wife.
Then after they left, we were told they had paid for our meal. Fucking bizarre behavior.