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  1. ChuckNorrisActionJeans
    TIL that an upside-down flag means you're actually a Patriot TM. I had no idea that flying Old Glory upside down wouldn't get you an ass-kicking as a commie piece of shit
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    85% of those 17%: "What's Roe v. Wade"?
  3. ChuckNorrisActionJeans
    I'm picturing "Mrs. Alito," and it's definitely Sam in a Mrs. Bates-style Psycho wig.
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    Wait, when did protestors at UT try to take over the campus?? Is that just NYT laziness trying to conflate all the protests at universities? Also, I thought the trial court rejected the officer's claim that Garza tried to get a detective to withhold exculpatory evidence? But then Abbott gets to state it as fact? wtf? I know, I know Brisket
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    Oh FFS. Is there any entity with jurisdiction to investigate this other than the fucking TEA, or Paxton?? We are a full-blown kleptocracy of the right with this shit. And Mike Miles -- ew I've seen better heads on boils. YIKES
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    I call bullshit. These charter schools receive public funds so they should be subject to the Public Information Act. Even the ones in Colorado if part of the Texas chain of schools. Keep digging. Even as shady as his explanation is, it's probably false and Texas dollars are flowing to those schools themselves and directed to the "administration" (i.e., the pockets of Miles and whoever he decides). Cool fact is, the PIA is administered by .... Paxton's office.
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    NYT Pitchbot: How RFK Jr's Brain Worm Actually Helps Trump Wriggle Out of More Jams
  8. ChuckNorrisActionJeans
    ah man, you should have seen his confirmation hearing. He's an unapologetic activist and completely, utterly unfit to wear the robe.
  9. ChuckNorrisActionJeans
    more like a funeral director who embalms with his own fluids. [shudder]
  10. ChuckNorrisActionJeans
    Soon to join the Turning Point USA tour along with Rittenhouse and the Covington red-hat guy
  11. ChuckNorrisActionJeans
    I wouldn't trust her at all, that's not a lie that'll be easy to definitively uncover, and she knows it'd be a bombshell if she said he admitted it
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    Fuck this guy. Also, the feds' investigation into Paxton is coming right along, I take it? It's only been a few years now, I think.
  13. ChuckNorrisActionJeans
    Lubbock and Amarillo -- Shangri-la for judicial assholes
  14. ChuckNorrisActionJeans
    Ha ha-- reminds me of the classic "Fort Asshole"
  15. ChuckNorrisActionJeans
    Tx/Paxton already sued and won, apparently. https://www.texastribune.org/2024/02/27/ken-paxton-proxy-votes-congress/#:~:text=Attorney General Ken Paxton sued,passed mostly by proxy vote.&text=Sign up for The Brief,the most essential Texas news.
  16. ChuckNorrisActionJeans
    Orangs are awesome, too bad humanity is eradicating them
  17. ChuckNorrisActionJeans
    was skinny tho
  18. ChuckNorrisActionJeans
    omg, when I took my cat in for neutering, they wrote him down as "Tomcat Supreme." Is this stuff vet-tech humor because I've never heard the term again
  19. ChuckNorrisActionJeans
    We ArEn't a DEMocracY LibTAARD!!11 IT's A coNStiTuTionAL RePUbLIC huurrrr durrr I see this stupid talking point almost every fucking day. No, they don't support democracy.
  20. ChuckNorrisActionJeans
    but I can't say I'm completely unamused at the vision of lil Jamaal going all in, no lube on his special olympics competitors
  21. ChuckNorrisActionJeans
    Through his special education classes Jamaal went on field trips to Special Olympics events, then ultimately competed, and thrived in track and field. His involvement with Special Olympics continues to this day as he serves as a Global Ambassador for the movement.
  22. ChuckNorrisActionJeans
    Next up, X steals Taylor Swift away and Kelce can't catch up with him
  23. ChuckNorrisActionJeans
    Interesting, never heard about the beetus or attitude issues at either school. could be potential ratfucking from a scout or chaos agent wanting to sink him but who knows
  24. ChuckNorrisActionJeans
    AD will be fine if going to Bills. So happy for X, to stick it out when shit was going sideways and people were calling for him to hit the transfer portal, to improve on his weaknesses and be a huge factor for his team, and blow up in front of everyone with the speed to be a 1st-rounder, wow.
  25. ChuckNorrisActionJeans
    Roger is drunk for sure

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