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ChuckNorrisActionJeans

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  1. Today I'm grateful to be alive. We Cruz'd on down to Mexico to avoid my family. Took a typical snorkeling excursion that ended up with our boat sinking and us stranded in the open sea looking for rescue and my weakened, extremely seasick son looking at me and asking "are we going to die?" Maybe still worth it
  2. this cover always freaked me out....does it not look exactly like he's got a slice of pepperoni pizza wedged in his mouth?
  3. that and fetal alcohol syndrome. But the thumbs up gesture really sets me at ease, glad to see there are thumbs and that the thumbs are saying ok!
  4. No, it's not hard. Where's the conflict?? lawyer takes a loser client, and loses, both parties lose = lesson learned. Either side of the equation reflects a lawyer representing the client's interests and the interests align. You're being weird here.
  5. Directed to Anastasis Oh FFS. This is why so many of your takes are hot garbage -- so entrenched in your chosen position that you can't or won't recalibrate, or just flat out admit your take was wrong. A contingency fee means a lawyer may accept a client who otherwise might have no recourse....lawyer gets NO pay unless he gets something for the client. Lawyer works hard for no pay, bingo--wins, and both parties benefit.
  6. So you believe the law allows the use or threat of deadly force against a fellow citizen whom you believe is committing a misdemeanor?
  7. Can One Tough Grandma enter the race and further split the R vote? Or is she deceased? Someone get her 5th husband to rouse her up
  8. Pro-life Don wants unvaxxed nurses caring for extremely ill hospitalized children. Whatta guy. That's the stand-up, strong type of governor we need, eh?
  9. so you love Leprechaun Don eh?
  10. Regime, indeed. He and the other Trump goons are all in on helping Brazil kill what democracy they have left. Replicating the shit they're still trying to pull here. He should hang if there's any justice left https://www.nytimes.com/2021/11/11/world/americas/bolsonaro-trump-brazil-election.html Steve Bannon, Mr. Trump’s former chief strategist, has said President Bolsonaro will only lose if “the machines” steal the election. Representative Mark Green, a Tennessee Republican who has pushed laws combating voter fraud, met with lawmakers in Brazil to discuss “voting integrity policies.”
  11. it's the aggressive, young incel losers' world, we're just living in it
  12. wow, just saw my friend post that some Kansas students came down to sit in their (UT) section, and one of them thought it'd be funny to pour a beer all over her 11-year-old daughter. Security was non-existent and they left at the half. She said she went berserk and is pretty sure there's video footage of her going totally apeshit.
  13. Bannon is indicted for refusing to submit to the legal process Bannon is not taken into custody and instead is trusted to submit to the legal process ...after a fun weekend bender
  14. The only Democrat I know of who has officially declared for Governor is some completely unknown black lady who is also an anti-vaxxer. That oughtta work out Pitiful
  15. that guy physically abused his family and I guess that's a plus for the R's these days
  16. weird, Was just thinking this, and how pets hardly ever seem to grow old gracefully and die in their sleep (well I guess most humans don't either... ) plus their noses are right at tailpipe level ...it always bugs me when my dog geta a face full of exhaust
  17. are you my dead ex-boyfriend?
  18. I liked this bit from Kareem's blog: Instead of consulting immunologists, he consulted anti-vaxxer and podcast host Joe Rogan, who also contracted the virus. If he ever requires open-heart surgery will he hand the scalpel to romance writers because they know about matters of the heart?
  19. what kind of grotesque goon sideshow is this that is being televised so I can avoid
  20. That can get you 5 yrs in Texas.... if you're of the wrong um ..persuasion
  21. Oversimplistic maybe, but when you don't have a united party (hmm only about 2 holdouts, beholden to pharma/oil) so that you can't pass wildly popular initiatives, you turn off the people who went to the extreme measures to vote for you, and they're like, nope why the fuck bother, and they let the olds lead the vote with all the disastrous results you'd imagine
  22. Fuck rodeos and fuck religion
  23. As a football fan in Texas, it galls me. But it's true and a legit pitch. The laws here regarding voting and abortion are now more extreme than Mississippi's. And I kind of hope it works.
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