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ChuckNorrisActionJeans

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  1. This is an interesting point. Obv. anecdotal, but my british MIL makes the most ludicrous pronunciations ...I'm sure it's just what she learned. Passs-ta = pasta Tack-os = tacos yawgurt = yogurt and many more I don't care to remember. Nails on the chalkboard. At one point, I said no more meals together please.
  2. ^^^ Yep. Mitch pulls the ball away once again. But let it be as embarrassing a debacle as possible for the R's to defend and tie their name to forever. Sadly, that's the best outcome the D's can muster now. There is no R party without Trump now, ever.
  3. I just have no idea why Rudy is still walking around free, FFS...could have been charged with some shit a year ago.
  4. Who makes the call on how much gets to each place? DSHS? Does Abbott have say? Obv. DSHS is based in Austin...some motherfucker w/authorization (or not) needs to get in there and adjust numbers so we're not languishing here forever.
  5. Can we call a moratorium on use of the term "gal?" Also, if we're already making requests, how about "hubby" goes away for a while.
  6. I mean more in the legal sense..for example, fleeing from a crime scene can be introduced as evidence that you know you're guilty. She isn't crazy enough not to realize right from wrong. She knows this shit is coming down on her so she scrubs it. Shows that on some level, she knows better and is just fucking evil rather than completely out of her mind.
  7. some oblivious motherfuckers on here.... everything that was once made from plant or animal material can go in. Even greasy pizza boxes. Food waste, etc. It goes to an actual commercial-grade composting site. Cuts down on landfill waste and makes......compost! But do not put poop in it -- yours or anyone else's. It poo-lutes.
  8. How very OANny. Why does Bartiromo always look like she just got done sticking her face in an ant pile or losing a hot pepper-eating contest?
  9. Anastasis makes threads unreadable and it's fucking tiresome ... puts his predictable take out but can never, ever let it rest...literally has to respond to every fucking single post that doesn't validate his stance. Ignore finger getting real itchy...
  10. "Standing Up for What's Right." Cool slogan. It'll do nicely for the next R nominee. Much better than MAGA, it's SUWR
  11. Wholeheartedly agree with all that's been covered. I'd add the fact that absolutely nothing came of Trump's utter indifference to the Russians putting bounties on our soldiers.
  12. well shit. My old-ass parents, who live in Collin County got an appt. at Fair Park for Monday. I haven't seen them for more than a year now. They going to pull the rug out, or is this just for scheduling going forwards? (my dad is old AND super high-risk due to no fault of his own...incurable lung condition with no known origin)
  13. Abbott is fucking worthless and as far as malice, he's on a Trump level. Not as stupid, so worse in a way. Fuck him and his playing favorites at the expense of (Dem) cities.
  14. Are you me? Except I was 4 when G. Shepherd bit me. Love me some doggos
  15. I just remembered, she married a Chinese guy and yep, his family looked down on her as the Chinese generally do....she was unhappy about her married name because it translated into Vietnamese as "cattle grass."
  16. My adorably tiny and pretty former hairdresser who is Vietnamese used to call me sometimes just to talk. Kinda weird, I know. Gen X, she came over on a boat as a kid and had originally been settled in Plainview. Yikes. Anyway, out of the blue one day, she started spouting off all this utterly hateful bile about black people, used the n-word, the whole 9 yards. I was like "um....gotta go!" and wonder if she ever figured out why I never answered her calls again. /CSS
  17. not embedding but the Twitter reply from "Rand Paul's Neighbor" to the bison boy refusing to eat cuz not organic- Don't Commit Sedition if You Hate Jailhouse Nutrition
  18. I wonder if the officer was referring to the MAGA agitators or if there was other context .... for instance, disagree but respect the outcome of the election... maybe possibly...ah who am I kidding.... Several officers of color here. That shit blows me away. And I know that disparate force against minorities goes on regardless of having minority officers. But it don't make no sense!
  19. Indeed. And very Morisettian that the very first thing in his twitter bio is "Constitutional Lawyer."
  20. Back the Blue (so long as they are making the blacks blue)
  21. BOO this. I'd totally sleep with Ian Astbury (in his prime)....woudn't touch Kim with your dick
  22. "responsibility has been pushed" --- passive voice. I want to fucking know where our state leadership is. What the fuck does Abbot even do? It appears he hasn't given any update on the vaccine or its distribution since almost 2 weeks ago. State elected officials are committing malfeasance and neglect, standing by (or not) idly, basically just being twitter trolls and trying to undo local health measures. How the fuck do people vote for this shit? And-- want to know how I know we're really fucked? A large portion of the residents in this state are gunning for Abbott because he somehow did too much against freedumb (and even then he reversed himself). Oh and he claims he's gonna get it spent but he still has $2-3 BILLION of Cares money that the state has to spend, and is lobbying for a deadline extension. You know how these funds could be spent? Directing and providing resources for the vaccine distribution, which you had months to consider. The fuck is going on with this shithead apart from proving the bullshit R mantra -- that government is incompetent-- by shirking the most basic, constitutional charge of the office -- to care for the health and welfare of the state's citizens? Easiest, griftiest gig in the fucking world. Feeling SALTY
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