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ChuckNorrisActionJeans

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  1. Guessing that only applies to state offices
  2. Wilford Brimley was born at the age of 48.
  3. This deserves the world's biggest eye roll. When will the straight, white Christian guys EVER catch a break??
  4. Irish actually (and not northern Ireland)
  5. Howling Husky Happy is the best kind of happy
  6. What horseshit. Might as well have said "we know better than the jury and we're not going to give you any factual reasons so fuck you."
  7. Strangely (or not), Oklahoma seems to have more lesbian bars than just about anywhere (not that it's a thing that exists in great numbers...). Of course, lesbians exist across a broad range, like you'll have your country gals and military types who aren't necessarily progressive, or political, but still. It's an interesting dynamic to contemplate. https://www.tastingtable.com/1318400/oklahoma-epicenter-lesbian-bars-us/#:~:text=Anchored by the state's largest,newcomers Indigo Lounge and The
  8. The lies you get are just what you deserve for questioning their inherent authority. And when you unjustly question them, they are the victims.
  9. Apropos of nothing, what happened to the "prepare your anus" rep? I'm sure it's been discussed but don't care enough to go looking
  10. Yep. Reminds me of: Help, I'm being persecuted for my beliefs! Really? Which ones, your belief in small government and fiscal responsibility? No, not those... the OTHER ones.
  11. TIL that an upside-down flag means you're actually a Patriot TM. I had no idea that flying Old Glory upside down wouldn't get you an ass-kicking as a commie piece of shit
  12. 85% of those 17%: "What's Roe v. Wade"?
  13. I'm picturing "Mrs. Alito," and it's definitely Sam in a Mrs. Bates-style Psycho wig.
  14. Wait, when did protestors at UT try to take over the campus?? Is that just NYT laziness trying to conflate all the protests at universities? Also, I thought the trial court rejected the officer's claim that Garza tried to get a detective to withhold exculpatory evidence? But then Abbott gets to state it as fact? wtf? I know, I know Brisket
  15. Oh FFS. Is there any entity with jurisdiction to investigate this other than the fucking TEA, or Paxton?? We are a full-blown kleptocracy of the right with this shit. And Mike Miles -- ew I've seen better heads on boils. YIKES
  16. I call bullshit. These charter schools receive public funds so they should be subject to the Public Information Act. Even the ones in Colorado if part of the Texas chain of schools. Keep digging. Even as shady as his explanation is, it's probably false and Texas dollars are flowing to those schools themselves and directed to the "administration" (i.e., the pockets of Miles and whoever he decides). Cool fact is, the PIA is administered by .... Paxton's office.
  17. NYT Pitchbot: How RFK Jr's Brain Worm Actually Helps Trump Wriggle Out of More Jams
  18. ah man, you should have seen his confirmation hearing. He's an unapologetic activist and completely, utterly unfit to wear the robe.
  19. more like a funeral director who embalms with his own fluids. [shudder]
  20. Soon to join the Turning Point USA tour along with Rittenhouse and the Covington red-hat guy
  21. Fuck this guy. Also, the feds' investigation into Paxton is coming right along, I take it? It's only been a few years now, I think.
  22. Lubbock and Amarillo -- Shangri-la for judicial assholes
  23. Ha ha-- reminds me of the classic "Fort Asshole"
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