Jump to content

Born to Run

Legacy Members
  • Posts

    4854
  • Joined

  • Last visited

Everything posted by Born to Run

  1. Shaolin Monks of Dumbfuckery killed at Emos.
  2. I heard several exit poll interviews of people that voted for Trump hoping to get that stimmy check "like when he was in office last time." Like it was unrelated to a global pandemic and just a generous dear leader. We Are That fucking stupid
  3. You certainly have a type.
  4. Good good, let your anger for Vlad grow!
  5. Angry Dolphin!
  6. Those were happy days. Maybe score a 75% off fried pie and mom would let us have one. Sos was a staple. Some poor people food I had forgotten was "crumble burgers. " A piece of white toast with crumbled raw hamburger meat and yellow mustard run under a broiler" I may have to run that back! We were so broke in the late 80s
  7. My 18 year old carries Narcan in his vehicle and we spent some time going over how to use it and the importance of calling 911 immediately and not waiting. I stressed that he's not getting in real trouble over possession of anything or drinking but it would be real trouble if someone dies. He's had maybe 3 beers in his life all most likely after UT losses and only two with me. Fuck you UW It's not, hopefully for him or his close friends, it's for the friend of a friend at some party that he saves. I feel like having that Narcan also reminds him how high the stakes are these days and he will just continue to abstain. Even if not he has a shot. I also provided test strips which he thought was crazy. But I know how that goes. It's an opportunity to save a kid. His buddies buddy might use those. I'm going to try even if it's never used, even if I'm overly cautious.
  8. Try Piggie, or More Cowbell. Straight trash.
  9. *Almost. I have been to Omaha enough to already hate every trash fanbase in this redneck conference. We are well on our way to being hated by everyone and I'm here for it.
  10. Fucking A that was a fun game, perfect weather and a walk off run- rule bomb that gave my group time to also grab a burger at Crown and Anchor. Good times. I almost felt bad for Auburn. They had very defeated body language even before the seventh. Just crushed. See y'all next weekend!
  11. We built a trebuchet to launch ours over to Steiner Ranch
  12. James Joyce's lover, Nora also says high as she farts.
  13. Wrong. The Carousel Bar in New Orleans is round and it's still called a bar.
  14. And a fucking cape!
  15. Price is wrong, bitch!
  16. Lincoln must have had the same BAC as when he got the belly tat and just passed the fuck out. So normal ribs for the Norman area.
  17. That's the whole thing though. I was happily going along as a middle aged white honkey just hoping to elevate the world to my relative level of comfort and counter injustice. Hell yeah let's gets some diversity. Hell yeah let's include more people in the dream. Let's treat people equally. Nah that's woke
  18. Shooting yourself in the dick is high fashion these days, but i still highly recommend USAA for residential claims, it's dropped off but beats Allstate by miles. State Farm has been easy to work with including on a total loss 2mil fire claim. Local agent quality varies a lot and makes all the difference. Call your local agent and set up a review of coverage. How they handle that speaks volumes towards how they will help with a claim. Pm if you want a recommendation in Austin or Central Houston
  19. Free Range Bastards is the best band name of all time. They had a reunion show last year. We all got old AF
  20. I have no knowledge of where that is at all, and own no guns. So it wasn't me.
  21. My understanding is he only prefers ass meat. He told me so.
  22. I'm surprised the DEA still targets the smuggling of weed. Pills and powders sure.
×
×
  • Create New...