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  1. I was planning on smoking a 12 pound brisket on Saturday but I had a last minute recording session and had to leave town, my wife messed up the recipe but it turned out great, here is what happened:
    I brined the 12 pound brisket starting Friday night then left town.
    My wife on Saturday night forgot what I told her and took the brisket out of the brine and rinsed it, she then rubbed it with a mixture of ground chipotle pepper, black pepper, chili powder, sugar, cumin and cilantro, she then cut it in two (don’t ask why) and put each piece in a large freezer bag, put half a bottle of liquid smoke in each bag and put them back in the fridge, on Sunday night she put both pieces into a large metal turkey roasting pan then covered them with a mixture of Stubbs and cattleman’s BBQ sauce, she cooked it at 225 for 5 hours. I was pissed with I got home and while I was yelling about her screwing up my brisket she shoves a piece of the brisket in my mouth, I almost popped a boner, it was the best fucking brisket I have ever tasted outside of a restaurant. My wife is giving me the biggest shit eating grin along with a told you so look.
    I needed that.

    simpler times man
  2. I never purchase goods or services from any company with the fish symbol in their advertising. 
    Yep I learned the hard way with a painter once. They set up drop clothes and everything, took a draw for materials and hauled as soon as I left.
  3. Would not be surprised, but it would be pretty fucking dumb to pull this shit just as a bunch of families are having their kids sent home for quarantine or because they got it or whatever.  However, I think the schools/counties telling him to fuck off is probably driving this.
    He has to be embarrassed as shit that he got COVID, and then people mocked him for getting the therapeutics. 
    But he's even more embarrassed that his mask stuff got shot down and a shit-ton of school districts and counties very publicly told him to fuck off.
     
     
    You are operating under a very bold assumption that he has any empathy, shame or moral compass.
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  4. Never have a guy named "Hammer" pick you up at McCarran.
    They really should have a sign at those boarding pass kiosks that remind you to check your drunk person and carry-on before going through TSA and maybe some kind of incinerator next to the place they confiscate bottled water.  If you're flying with a buddy, pat each other down...it's what friends do.   
    Amazingly, that's an airport I've really never had a close call with "we think you're too drunk to sit in your skychair."  I think by Sunday or Monday, everybody boarding smells about the same so it's hard to single out anyone.  
    I don't know what it is about the Southwest flight I used to take home on Monday evening, but you come up that escalator and there's the long security maze on the right in those drab colors and remaindered ceiling lamps from the old Stardust.  But it was mainly empty for such a busy time.  And this was before I had a pre-check card, so you just had to walk that entire fucking maze for the world's shittiest amusement park ride.  Invariably it gave you just enough time to start doubting your life choices, wonder where it all went wrong, then somehow pivots to "we should totally come back soon" as the guy reminds you for the third time to take off your fucking shoes.  I don't think I've ever had a drink at McCarran or played a slot.  Thankfully, some sort of cruise control kicks on in your subconscious and the timing math works in your favor.  You arrive with just enough time to grab a Hudson News bottled water, take a final piss, and queue up to board a ride back to your personal verisimilitude.  Then again, I've missed a few flights altogether. 
    I can't touch this.
  5. That can't be right, can it? If you were sick with something else, you could still get a doctor's note, right? Or is 18 the max whether excused or not?
    Doctors note or a positive test do not count towards the 90%. But if your kid is sick as shit and you can't get an appt -tough shit. If you quarantine and get a negative test -tough shit.

    Also 18 is the max, but that is assuming a full year of classes everyday. In High school you may only have a class once or twice a week, and maybe only for one semester bringing that number lower, as low as 4. Add in a shorten year due to weather etc and it's lower still.
  6. Yeah, that is a mixed message.  Out of curiosity, for those they recommend do quanrintine because of close contact AND symptoms---does your district allow for the student to dial in remotely during those 10 days?
    Aisd has no provisions for online learning. Worse unless you get a positive covid test it goes towards 18 day max for absences. Exceed that and you do not get credit for the year.
  7. Yes, but that still doesn’t get you to 30% of adults  or whatever it is now that is not vaccinated. Hell, maybe it does. If you just go by age I’m pretty sure the young people are just trying to kill us all off.
    There is an enormous gap in vaccination rates  -roughly 20% -  between age 20-40 - and then age 40 plus.
    im going to put the links in the CR thread because I don’t want to mess this thread up.
    Dude go drive down the beach in Port A, then see if you are still uncertain.
  8. Y’all about to get a great visual representation of Cullman, Alabama.

    Only good things to come out of Cullman are the Britt brothers (Roll Tide!) and orange rolls from All Steak restaurant.

    That place only trails Sand Mountain and Haleyville for ultimate gumpness.

    And it’s been pouring rain there for days and still raining. That pasture is an absolute mud bog lol.

    And I can let the cat out of the bag now that the morons are already there.

    One of the members of our North Alabama Women’s Democratic group owns the adjoining land.

    She got the necessary permits and went through Secret Service clearance in order to set up a parking area. A PAID parking area. $20 per car.

    All proceeds going to various local Democratic groups and groups like BLM, Planned Parenthood, March for Our Lives etc.

    There should be an announcement next week. Letting all those Trumpanzees know exactly where their $20 went.
    Tapa DP
  9. Y’all about to get a great visual representation of Cullman, Alabama.

    Only good things to come out of Cullman are the Britt brothers (Roll Tide!) and orange rolls from All Steak restaurant.

    That place only trails Sand Mountain and Haleyville for ultimate gumpness.

    And it’s been pouring rain there for days and still raining. That pasture is an absolute mud bog lol.

    And I can let the cat out of the bag now that the morons are already there.

    One of the members of our North Alabama Women’s Democratic group owns the adjoining land.

    She got the necessary permits and went through Secret Service clearance in order to set up a parking area. A PAID parking area. $20 per car.

    All proceeds going to various local Democratic groups and groups like BLM, Planned Parenthood, March for Our Lives etc.

    There should be an announcement next week. Letting all those Trumpanzees know exactly where their $20 went.
    That is fucking Rad. Count me on for $100 for your pizza party, happy hour, vacation, or Beto Cameo purchase.
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  10. Drove by a bunch of trumpers on the 336 overpass at 45 in Conroe. Several families with a giant Trump Now banner and other bs signs with little kids learning the family hobby of holding up dumb signs supporting a person who gives no shits about them. Yall that talk about the Olds dieing off to save us are wrong. Bunch of idiots are raising a new crop of idiots.

    What a weird Hobbie tho.

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