Born to Run

In all fairness to Gosar, it's got to be pricey traveling back and forth to Ancient Sumeria.

Flipped on KLBJ for a couple minutes. They were praising the conversation with Musk and literally in awe of Trump's ability to hold an "intelligent conversation for over an hour." Insane

No shit; it's so much easier to pass a paper menu to meemaw or cousin ray ray than having them look at the website when taking orders for a group.

Got shot like a dog!

Wtf does suffering succotash even mean?

Taco Pizza? Sir, You have my attention. Is it cool if I wear my Cum and Go hoodie my wife bought for me to this fine establishment; or would that start a Sharks Vs Jets rumble in the corn?

First time around tech bros? My buddy sold his firm a while back and did really well. He's smart enough, but still talks like he's fresh out Mc Combs and uses endless industry jargon for no reason in mixed company.

After your mean comment, she is going to be crying herself to sleep tonight on her giant pillow.

Mr Lebowski was pretty spry before that chinaman took his legs.

Pass it back Ags. Whoop

That asshole gave my mom brain worms; he finished the job Rush started on my pops. Fuck those guys; they know what they did.

I will dip into KlBJ once a month. Republicans hate this country full stop. They hate our troops and they hate our veterans even more. They hate your local mail man; and thus hate John Prine. They hate all government and will tell you so. They hate all the heroes that make this nation great- socialized librarians, nurses, emt, firefighters, military, cops etc. The GOP wants to cancel all of that because GOP leadership is a failure, and they want us also to fail.

Best cut bait ever; but only fresh. Turns to mush overnight. When taking kids redfishing; I'll always go and target lasyfish first for "magic bait."

Shut yo mouth

My Maga loving in-laws in Philly are gonna be so conflicted. They love some Dunkin. Switching to shitty gas station coffee to own the libs.

Miller lite taste great!

Fun fact he also ate the child he stole that book from.

Woah, the Francophile hates mayo?

She was a policy nerd and smug af. Too many words. Same shit Biden tried to pull. You really have to dumb it down vs Trump (and for idiot Americans, and shitty legacy media) and just keep to short brutal responses to his bullshit. "He is lying again; it's all he's good for; over and over." You can't bring facts to a debate with a toddler about whose the best Pokémon or Sesame Street character.

Was chatting with my cousin-in -law at a gathering in the East Bay. He was always a cool, progressive guy. College degree, teaches, volunteers, coaches swim in his spare time. He has gotten so angry. Went on several rants; especially Cali politics. Then asked if I liked Joe Rogan and gushed about how big a fan he was. I kind of softly said that I was concerned that Rogan gives way too much platform to absolute kooks; but does have interesting guest. Then I said I was up in the corn hole tournament and dipped out. There is no talking to these wackos. He unlocks "secret information" and "seeks knowledge". The problem is Neil Tyson Degrasse and a crazy lunatic get equal "no way; wow!" enthusiasm from this human thumb that has gotten kicked in the head a few to many times. The dude that got paid to make people do gross shit whilst stoned to the bone is a leading influencer of thought and policy for a lot of people. It's fucked. My trim guy too. Total stoner, super progressive, married to a total hippie chick and was literally a student in High School student of Walz back in Minnesota. Has a lot of questions about Harris/ both sides/ trust Rogans opinion. Wtf

They got the big mac; we got the big mick.

Directions to said sunflower patch? And gate code also. I have 5 cases of dove loads in 12 guage and a case of 20 guage if you need them.

Whose doing the interviewing? Elon? Or will they both just ramble on top of eachother. Will Elon spark a joint? Will they snort drugs? Will Trump shit talk him to his face? Gonna be nuts. TheThrilla of Vanilla

I feel like he's confusing Vance with Walz. Because that all sounds like a perfectly fair criticism of His VP. Bay Area tech bro; gtfo out of midwest asap; only returned to fuck over rubes (after he's done with the couch)

Though xxl!