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  1. And then my wife has the audacity to ask me why I never want to drive to Sacramento to see her family for Christmas.
    You do realize you'd be two hours from Tahoe right? I can think of worse travel destinations.
  2. These people can seamlessly hold these thoughts simultaneously: "swearing is a horrible thing" and "maybe gay people shouldn't be allowed to exist."
    My mother in law watched Top Gun Maverick with us a few months back, and she enjoyed it the whole way through. Right up until they say "fuck" one time (if there's ever been a more appropriate time in cinema history to swear than when you steal an old F-14 from a Russia-adjacent military base and then have an enemy jet flat spin 50 ft away from you to avoid a missile, I'd love to hear it); then, she spent the next week telling everyone who would listen how awful and unnecessary the movie was.
    She had no real opinion of the LGTBQ community until she became heavily involved in Church, and now two girls holding hands in a commercial results in disgust and ranting.
    My wife's uncle--who used to be a pretty solid dude, questionable politics aside--literally can't go 3 minutes anymore without bringing up "transvestites in schools" in polite company. He wrote "Woke" in Sharpie on a box of Bud Light on a chartered fishing trip last weekend, and then bragged about it for 4 days.
    They're broken people, drifting through life clinging to one manufactured outrage after the next. The olds, especially, need their fix after Fox and the Internet got their hooks in.
    Basically aggies amirite?
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  3. That may well be true, but they've also recently been saying that if you hit our power production this winter will we respond in kind.  I think this is sort of a precursor to that.  Again, I doubt Putin gives a crap out his own people suffering and freezing.  
    He won't until enouugh rise up enough to matter. Populaces under authorities regimes tend to flip all at once.
  4. So he’s moved away from raking the forests now?
    Being the bigliest forest service expert ever, he is as usual, ahead of you. You rake, then remove dead trees, then flood the area with free available water to prevent fires.


    This is theoretically possible in The Fourest* in Central Park or Flourida* which is his entire world view, so it must work in the mountain west. Old manly bro has never been anywhere his base lives.

    *I hate how Yankees pronounce these words. Nyc is bad enough, Philly folk burns my ears.
  5. Hopefully I can ask this with a bit of amnesty, but what's wrong with these requests/demands?
    I mean #1 is a bit of a boondoggle that I don't think is even physically feasible, but I think some sort of enhancement to border security could be agreed to.  The others don't seem that crazy.
    I mean personally, I'm for the legalization of all drugs, but I understand that's not happening anytime soon, so I understand #3 in that context.
    Do you know how much a complete border wall would coats.

    Do you want one running through BBNP?
  6. I just assume everything he says is a lie. I guess you could argue that there are times when he doesn’t have a choice but he lies anyway. Like when it rained during his inauguration. We all saw it rain. We all saw Dubya wrestling with his poncho. He can’t lie about that. But he lied anyway. It’s pathological.
    It's QVC Home/ Shopping Network run through a malignant narcissistic person. He can't help himself. Best ever, bigly quality, a deal never seem before, act now!

    God damn devil.

    And people still use TDS. Bro, his sins are all there, no need to be deranged. Rapist, Crook, Clearly he lies about everything like a fire hydrant. But we are overreacting or deranged? Run the tapes.
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  7. Or, considering the quality of his attorneys, they may be setting up a speedy trial claim after he has a few in front of him already.  No, it doesn't work like that when you already expressed to the court that you want to delay the first setting.  Yes, it's an awful strategy.  But considering how bad these lawyers are, I'm wondering if it's the weird outside straight they thing will win the day.  It won't.
     
    I wouldn't guess this would be the strategy in a million years, but with this timeline, I have a slightly chance of being right in spite of the odds.  And that's how legends are made.
    Probably unrealistic, but maybe they want to shorten thier interaction with him, in a losing case, with a client that can't help but act against his own interest, and gtfo as quickly as possible while getting paid something.

    I have no idea why anyone would represent him at this point.
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  8. Liam Nissan also has a very particular set of skills...and one of them is calling out dumb shits
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    I, personally, have the higher ground where I live, with an easy shot up to 300-500 yards from most all directions of attack so bring it on dorks.

    More accurately bring on the drone strikes when they attempt the next coup; they've been shittting all over military brass. They lost the Civil War, they lost thier guerilla war via the KKK, They lost on Jan 6, and they will lose next time too.
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  9. I found out all I need to know about SEC fans in Omaha two years ago. Complete trash. MSU fans piss drunk and getting ejected around a bunch of kids. Piggy fan getting up in my face yelling and doing horns down nearly got knocked out reflexively. I wasn't mad, it was just so aggressive and sudden. And Arkansas didn't even make it to Omaha.

    Every other fan base was cool as shit, and it's Omaha not football vs a rival.

    I hate the move, but $$$.

  10. Seriously, does Trump actually have any chance of winning the 2024 election?  I know polls from 2016 and all…..but it’s been 4 years since 2020 and a shitload of boomers have died and a shit load of younger voters have become eligible to vote.  How the hell does that give Trump any real chance?  Fuck that fat motherfucker, he’s on the fast track to hell.
    Yes he does, I recommend studying our state politics and history and then accepting a natural position on the ledge.
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  11. I’m just a simple caveman transactional guy, but isn’t the whole point of summary judgment, you know, to quickly deal with some asshole who has no plausible, legally valid rebuttal to the claims against him?  
    But, of course, that would require contemplating the possibility that perhaps Donald Trump didn’t provide a convincing rebuttal because he simply doesn’t have one.  “No, that’s not it.  The judge must have just not let Donald tell his side of the story!  I mean, other than in all those hearings and briefs and motions, but those don’t count!”
    You missed the tragic part where he was denied Cross examination!
  12. Please tell me somebody already has the Lake Travis pro-trump water parade meme cooked up.  There are already batteries on most boats, Captain Dipshit.  They may not yet power the engine, but most other functions are controlled via battery.  Kinda like your car's interior .  It is literally impossible he's this fucking stupid.  
    No with a regular boat, if the boat starts sinking you are surounded by gasoline and oil. Which could catch fire amd kill you, with the hypothetical evil electic boat the electric battery sinks into the abyss killing all the whales believe you me, tremendously, bigly.
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  13. Her post sex sandwiches would be amazing, but you would have to deal with about 20 pillows on the bed.
    In my world Martha fucks everywhere but the bed. Sex swing, a handsome bench below the footboard that's just right for doggie, maybe a chair on the patio beneath the Apple tree that's Just right on fall morning and just naughty enough where neighbors can see over the fence but Not thier kids while I'm hitting that old ass doggystyle.

    Sure she's old, but I'm mid 40s, variety is the spice of life, wood. Still have Midgets on my list also so bring it lil ladies let's go.
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