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Born to Run

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  1. Cheap handjobs in the parking lot, but that's every first of the month.
  2. He had to get the papers, get the papers.
  3. I feel like any woman in a Dokken shirt and 90s sweat pants is going to be in her 50s; but would still get it.
  4. This. He's either a moron or an unfunny bit.
  5. All 3000 of em never leave; they have been lucky. Roads flood and recede. Harvey's original track might have reduced that population by a few folks for sure. Random aside but one of the Ladies at Speedy Stop was an old lady when it was Alvin's and I was going in there barefoot when I was kid. I'm old af now late 40s, she must be some wizard.
  6. 1 firearm and a couple cases of booze to trade for food.
  7. With those winnings, Nikita will never know, anything about my home.
  8. This sucks ass. I'm going to have haul ass to Calhoun county in the morning to help storm prep. Won't get decent surf in. We won't get rain in Austin and my fishing trip late next week will ne fucked. Hope my boat is okay.
  9. Weird Flex. However I am of the age where I have a have a friend that has an entire safe full of ammo plus an entire safe full of guns. This friend has boxes upon boxes of rounds for guns he doesn't even own that he inherited from various uncles. And a shitload of guns.
  10. Also the nerdy Hillary drown you with Stats approach is insane vs Trump, even worse when you consider media and political realities these days, even worse when its Biden period. And CNN isn't an ally. People should be fired over this. Clown show vs axis of evil and brilliant minds like icono.
  11. When he no longer hires competent staff and stops delegating to that staff and starts running the country like a Facist state. Or Insert your religion here religious state. I'm sure your equally uncool with Catholic rule as you are with Muslim rule.
  12. The Grail doesn't work beyond the great seal.
  13. Yes enjoy Liberia and wave to the lighter brown people getting deported en masse Via project 2025. And wave to Icono in that line because all his heros don't realize that Persian is still considered brown by his heros. Might see you as well gtfo this ledge.
  14. erroneous. This is a blood bath and allows trump to spew his lies unchecked full stop. And Joe looks and sounds like shit. He should talk way less, his team sucks. Let's flood the old guy with a sore throat and a stutter ramble vs punching with short one liners. Tactical disaster given modern media.
  15. Yeah, but he has Magic Johnson Aids, not homeless person aids you get from homeless poop in big scary cities.
  16. Erroneous, I've had so many great times there in that one bar they have.
  17. You lost me at Aggy and "aware" in the same sentence. They ain't aware of shit.
  18. Or Ice Cream that will kill you, or basic sausage wraps as BBQ, or domestic light beer, or husky girls that give unethusiastic hand jobs while planning to crank our 4 kids vía vanilla sex and live in Cypress TX. (last one hit close to home but I gtfo when I was 17)
  19. I've come to understand that edible arrangements can be a fucking party these days, weed, shrooms etc. Hola of you get bulk pricing.
  20. The whole loyalty angle cracks me up. The same fanbase that annually throws thier starting quarterback under the bus, fires coaches with many years left on contract and bailed on fellow conference mates to leave for the SEC is now worried about loyalty?
  21. Man, I have a hard time hitting whatever hole I dig in the woods, a pringles can is mastery of accurate placement, pre shit volume and moisture content assesment. Not to mention balance and conviction.
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